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2023-10-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2023-10-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [14 views ] Top

#1 So this is the what, fifth or sixth times that Noah's Ark has been found?

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2023-10-29 01:10|| 2023-10-29 01:10|| Front Page Top

#2 And, in the ark, they'll find evidence that Noah was a Muslim.

Posted by Grom the Reflective 2023-10-29 01:22|| 2023-10-29 01:22|| Front Page Top

#3 French theory of Bitche Citidel finally debunked.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-10-29 04:01|| 2023-10-29 04:01|| Front Page Top

#4 ^#1
(1960, 1978, 1987 & now 2021+).
I guess the Climate (insert latest hype) people handling the press releases.

Posted by NN2N1 2023-10-29 06:29|| 2023-10-29 06:29|| Front Page Top

#5 Noah's Ark found next to ancient clay tablet with the actual dates of Peak Oil and Successful Commercial Nuclear Fusion inscribed on it.

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-10-29 06:54|| 2023-10-29 06:54|| Front Page Top

#6 I thought it was found in Kentucky.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-10-29 11:30|| 2023-10-29 11:30|| Front Page Top

#7 Another Vauban masterpiece!

http://www.starforts.com/index.html

Posted by NoMoreBS 2023-10-29 13:07|| 2023-10-29 13:07|| Front Page Top

#8 Noah's Ark should be round not shaped like a boat per British Museum.

Posted by Penguin_of_the_Desert 2023-10-29 14:25|| 2023-10-29 14:25|| Front Page Top

#9 "Look, up in the sky! It's a pinkel!"
But though it grew dark in a twinkle,
Our boat remained whole
As it bounced round the bowl
Till ol' Marduk had finished his tinkle.
"What next?" Noah asked Dr. Finkel.
"Dunno. Guess we'll find out when he's done messing with his phone."

Posted by Enver Ebbealing9264 2023-10-29 19:36|| 2023-10-29 19:36|| Front Page Top

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