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2024-03-17 Great White North

Canadian Jewish agencies sue government over rules they say curb kosher meat industry

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Posted by trailing wife 2024-03-17 2024-03-17 02:07|| || Front Page|| [77 views ] Top

#1 Is lab grown meat kosher?

Posted by Skidmark 2024-03-17 09:29|| 2024-03-17 09:29|| Front Page Top

#2 Evidently halal is OK, though.
And Skid, the imam of the grand mosque in Mecca has said he can't wait to try lab grown pork. I kid you not. Supposedly he's a big fan of turkey 'ham'.

Posted by ed in texas 2024-03-17 12:22|| 2024-03-17 12:22|| Front Page Top

#3 They can flotilla across Lake Erie. Coming in legally is less lucrative.

Posted by Super Hose 2024-03-17 14:55|| 2024-03-17 14:55|| Front Page Top

#4 Skid,

This is determined on a case by case basis. So far only one (or maybe a few) producers have sought certification. In at least one case, the certification was given and in that case, the product was also given the status of parve so it could be eaten with milk or cheese.

Posted by lord garth 2024-03-17 20:05|| 2024-03-17 20:05|| Front Page Top

#5 Milk of Human Kindness, or, Canadian Takin', er, Fakin'

Implored a gored scholar of Zion,
"Cow, lend me your shoulder to cry on!
Why, check that you're dead
Ere I take off your head?!?"
"There, you've many more molehills to die on."
"Well... [hanky, nose-blowing] I suppose you're right. Still, this one seems supremely, uniquely important... just like all the others."
"I quite understand. And may I offer, on behalf of the entire bovine community, the profoundest sympathy for your loss?"
[both rise, sing O Canada]
["Allahu akbar, eh?" *kaboom*]

FIN

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