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2006-09-14 China-Japan-Koreas

North Korea encouraging citizens to eat fluffy bunnies

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Posted by Fred 2006-09-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Next on the menu, orange sauced baby duckling!

Posted by Zenster 2006-09-14 00:11|| 2006-09-14 00:11|| Front Page Top

#2 I prefer "PEEPS", myself...

Posted by borgboy 2006-09-14 00:13|| 2006-09-14 00:13|| Front Page Top

#3 And surely the people who made medicinal rocks could make spears and magic helmets in their sleep, right?

Posted by Korora">Korora 2006-09-14 00:26|| 2006-09-14 00:26|| Front Page Top

#4 "BREAD, LAND, + FREEDOM", etc > you know, why all fluffy bunnies everywhere and anywhere are owned by the Gummermint, lest they fill their fluffy minds wid thoughts of decadent Capitalist Westernist lettuces and revolt against proper Bunny Socialism and OWG.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-09-14 00:37|| 2006-09-14 00:37|| Front Page Top

#5 We lived on rabbits for years. This might be the first intelligible news out of NK ever.

Posted by Grunter 2006-09-14 00:42|| 2006-09-14 00:42|| Front Page Top

#6 Great. Now just what exactly are the fluffy bunnies supposed to eat?

Posted by gorb 2006-09-14 05:29|| 2006-09-14 05:29|| Front Page Top

#7 There ya go, Gorb. Whatever it takes to feed the bunnies could be fed directly to the folks, without waiting. And some of the bunny food is used to keep them alive, until 'harvested', and a great deal is turned into ... well, bunny waste.

The old "you can't get something for nothing" problem.

Next up: a perpetual motion machine to generate limitless electricity!

Posted by Bobby 2006-09-14 06:08|| 2006-09-14 06:08|| Front Page Top

#8 #5: We lived on rabbits for years. This might be the first intelligible news out of NK ever.

Yep, Rabbit is very good food, ate many. About as easy to raise as chickens.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-09-14 06:19|| 2006-09-14 06:19|| Front Page Top

#9 I am at a loss for words. Rabbits are for cuddling and caring for and buying presents. You would be eating God's most beautiful and most favorite creation.

And we're a shitload more intelligent than a damn chicken.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2006-09-14 07:04|| 2006-09-14 07:04|| Front Page Top

#10 My dad used to raise rabbits in Cuba. They are indeed easy to raise, and their favorite food was available if you had a machete and enough willpower to get your butt off bed. The problem was, when Cuba became really poor, bunny theft became constant, at least twice a week, and after a few months of that crap, dad gave up the bunny raising altogether, and concentrated on black market activities instead. And North Korea is even poorer than Cuba is.

Posted by Ruy Diaz 2006-09-14 07:31|| http://www.westernresistance.com/]">[http://www.westernresistance.com/] 2006-09-14 07:31|| Front Page Top

#11 MMMMM Bunny! Kind of on the greasy side but I doubt colesteral is a problem in the magic hermit kingdom. Maybe we should send some spices/veggies to go with wabbits? I know what I am having for lunch!

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2006-09-14 10:38|| 2006-09-14 10:38|| Front Page Top

#12 I am at a loss for words. Rabbits are for cuddling and caring for and buying presents. You would be eating God's most beautiful and most favorite creation.

Not you Brer, you're safe. It's hard to kill a bunny when it blogs on Rantburg.....

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-09-14 11:36|| 2006-09-14 11:36|| Front Page Top

#13 ROFL, Brer!

Posted by flyover 2006-09-14 12:05|| 2006-09-14 12:05|| Front Page Top

#14 Chickens have been known to be slow. But there is the occasional brilliant rooster.

Posted by F Leghorn 2006-09-14 12:44|| 2006-09-14 12:44|| Front Page Top

#15 "work" is freedom. blah blah blah

Posted by newc">newc 2006-09-14 13:25|| 2006-09-14 13:25|| Front Page Top

#16 Rabbit isn't greasy Cyber Sarge. In fact it is extremely low in fat. I doubt the cholesterol impact is much at all.

Posted by remoteman 2006-09-14 13:41|| 2006-09-14 13:41|| Front Page Top

#17 I think we should send Michael Moore over there to film this. Does anyone remember the similar scenes in Roger and Me?

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2006-09-14 15:28|| 2006-09-14 15:28|| Front Page Top

#18 #6: Great. Now just what exactly are the fluffy bunnies supposed to eat?

UUmmm, I know that it's probably going to sound like a joke, we fed ours "Purina Rabbit Chow" along with any spoiled or leftover veggies from the garden, also all the "Cut Away" veggie waste, they also loved an occasional Blackberry vine, (Complete with thorns) to gnaw on.

As for the "Bunny Waste" it's great fertilizer, just let it sit and rot for a year, then turn it into the garden soil, a endless cycle so to speak.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-09-14 19:06|| 2006-09-14 19:06|| Front Page Top

#19 #18: "Purina Rabbit Chow"

There's also Purina Monkey Chow, I've heard, but never seen!

Well, all South Korea has to do is start shipping Rabbit Chow to NorK by the bargeload. I hope the population isn't forced to eat it directly, but it would make more sense if they did.

And they should throw in a few bags of Purina Idiot Chow here and there for their microcephalic dictator. No need to label who things are for. They'll know who to give it to when they read the label.

If they need fertilizer, they can use their dictator. If they can get anything to grow from it, they can say that they got something useful out of him after all. :-)

BTW: Didn't someone say "Let them eat cake!" some time ago shortly before she lost her head? I think "Let them eat rabbit!" is close enough that the result bears repeating.

Posted by gorb 2006-09-14 20:43|| 2006-09-14 20:43|| Front Page Top

#20 #6: Great. Now just what exactly are the fluffy bunnies supposed to eat?

in a perfect world, ex-Dem Presidents from the 70's

Posted by Frank G 2006-09-14 20:50|| 2006-09-14 20:50|| Front Page Top

#21 #20 "#6: Great. Now just what exactly are the fluffy bunnies supposed to eat?

in a perfect world, ex-Dem Presidents from the 70's"

Whatchoo got against bunnies, Frank? :-(

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2006-09-14 21:24|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2006-09-14 21:24|| Front Page Top

#22 if they take out Carter? absolutely nothing

Posted by Frank G 2006-09-14 22:02|| 2006-09-14 22:02|| Front Page Top

#23 There's also Purina Monkey Chow, I've heard, but never seen!

Monkey Chow Diaries: ... can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I'm about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: "a complete and balanced diet for the nutrition of primates, including the great apes." Maybe I'll lose weight. Maybe I'll gain superhuman monkey strength. Maybe I'll go crazy. Maybe it's too late.

Posted by Elmert Crosh5077 2006-09-14 22:24|| 2006-09-14 22:24|| Front Page Top

#24 #22 Frank - Bunnies have very delicate digestive systems - that much slime would kill them.

And they're incapable of vomiting, which would be the basic reaction of most creatures upon encountering Jimmuh.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2006-09-14 22:49|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2006-09-14 22:49|| Front Page Top

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