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2006-02-18 China-Japan-Koreas

Yet another reason I don't eat Chinese food

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Posted by Jackal 2006-02-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 mmmm pg 1? *urp*

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-02-18 00:18|| 2006-02-18 00:18|| Front Page Top

#2 my mistake.....eyes were watered up

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-02-18 00:18|| 2006-02-18 00:18|| Front Page Top

#3
Mmmmmm Penis, it's what's for dinner!

Oh! Wait...are those balls? Al Fredo, why of course!

Posted by Nuck Fozzle2168 2006-02-18 02:08|| 2006-02-18 02:08|| Front Page Top

#4
#1 dish, Quarter Penis pounder with secret sauce.

But many women say bian is good for the skin."

hey! they stole my best foreplay line.

Why does seal penis cost so much?

you have to ask?

Posted by RD 2006-02-18 02:46|| 2006-02-18 02:46|| Front Page Top

#5 Chinese people eat anything that runs, swims, or flies. ANYthing.

I've gotten off pretty easy, though - hmm...the worst thing I've eaten was raw crab. Ugh. Drunken shrimp was actually pretty cool. Live shrimp dumped into an alcohol sauce. You pick up a nice lively one, bite off its head, and remove the shell and legs inside your mouth, chew, then spit the remains out besides your plate.

I actually think the spitting is worse than eating goat's penis. Gives you some sympathy for the 18th century European visitors to the American frontier.

Posted by gromky">gromky 2006-02-18 03:10|| http://communistposters.com/]">[http://communistposters.com/] 2006-02-18 03:10|| Front Page Top

#6 "Of course, there are other restaurants that serve the bian of individual animals. But this is the first that brings them all together."

Mmmm. Recombination stew. Don't miss your chance to be Patient Zero in the next nouveaux virus pandemic! Yum.

Posted by Rory B. Bellows 2006-02-18 05:24|| 2006-02-18 05:24|| Front Page Top

#7 Just hope they don't take Rantburg's theme to heart: "Raw meat for the mind"

Posted by BA 2006-02-18 14:22|| 2006-02-18 14:22|| Front Page Top

#8 Meat's meat, and a man's gotta eat.

Posted by BH 2006-02-18 15:58|| 2006-02-18 15:58|| Front Page Top

#9 six types of penis, and four of testicle

is this another Barney Frank joke?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-02-18 16:36|| 2006-02-18 16:36|| Front Page Top

#10 It wasn't the dog, cat, rat meat, or scorpion nuts that made me swear off Chinese food. It was the MSG that gave me hot flashes.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-02-18 17:14|| 2006-02-18 17:14|| Front Page Top

#11 and animal penises don't? LOL

Posted by too true 2006-02-18 17:17|| 2006-02-18 17:17|| Front Page Top

#12 too true---LMAO! After hunting and butchering caribou, we used to watch the ravens try to deal with them. Cheap entertainment in the Arctic. LOL!

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-02-18 17:21|| 2006-02-18 17:21|| Front Page Top

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