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Bernie: 'We Must Seize The Means Of Toilet Paper Production'

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Posted by Frank G 2020-03-14 06:53|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top
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#1 Paper is made from wood. Cutting down trees is a crime against Gaia - kill the blasphemer!

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-03-14 07:16|| 2020-03-14 07:16|| Front Page Top

#2 Pshaw. If Gaia didn't want us to wipe our asses with trees, she wouldn't have made them out of toilet paper.

Posted by Titus Lumplump5936 2020-03-14 07:43|| 2020-03-14 07:43|| Front Page Top

#3 Do you ever look at a headline, and for 30 seconds go, "Bee? Not Bee?"

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-03-14 10:07|| 2020-03-14 10:07|| Front Page Top

#4 ^ more often than not. Ours is a Soviet-style media.

Posted by Lex 2020-03-14 10:44|| 2020-03-14 10:44|| Front Page Top

#5 More often than not, the Bee is closer to the truth than CNN.

Posted by 49 Pan 2020-03-14 12:19|| 2020-03-14 12:19|| Front Page Top

#6 Do you ever look at a headline, and for 30 seconds go, "Bee? Not Bee?"

It's becoming like Schroedinger's Cat, where it both is and isn't. Sometimes you have to click on the article to collapse the probability wave and see which one you end up with.

Posted by SteveS 2020-03-14 12:35|| 2020-03-14 12:35|| Front Page Top

#7 /\ Truth in parody.

Posted by magpie 2020-03-14 19:47|| 2020-03-14 19:47|| Front Page Top

#8 Because of Chinese new year companies have stockpiled products having anticipated disruptions in service. Holdups in ports are occurring however.

Posted by Dale 2020-03-14 19:57|| 2020-03-14 19:57|| Front Page Top

#9 There are time when I am at Babylon Bee, reading the headline, and still unsure.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-03-14 20:04|| 2020-03-14 20:04|| Front Page Top

#10 Not far from it, and true. https://www.weaselzippers.us/445472-de-blasio-wuhan-virus-is-a-case-for-nationalization-of-crucial-factories-and-industries/

Posted by 49 Pan 2020-03-14 22:52|| 2020-03-14 22:52|| Front Page Top

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