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2022-04-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

12-foot alligator found in newly built Florida home ahead of open house

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Posted by Fred 2022-04-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 "Where's your icebox?"

Posted by Slaiter Panda2435 2022-04-01 01:12|| 2022-04-01 01:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Kept the squatters out, though.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2022-04-01 08:32|| 2022-04-01 08:32|| Front Page Top

#3 "Does your alligator bite?"

Posted by SteveS 2022-04-01 08:45|| 2022-04-01 08:45|| Front Page Top

#4
Nice pet to have in Florida. Make a nice, shallow pool for him in the basement, feed him 1/10th of Florida over a few years, get arrested and have a movie made about you. And become Florida Man.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-04-01 10:16|| 2022-04-01 10:16|| Front Page Top

#5 "Does your alligator bite?"

Only while eating.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-04-01 10:25|| 2022-04-01 10:25|| Front Page Top

#6 Everybody has to be someplace.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2022-04-01 10:39|| 2022-04-01 10:39|| Front Page Top

#7 High end disposal

Posted by Super Hose 2022-04-01 10:43|| 2022-04-01 10:43|| Front Page Top

#8 GO GREEN !

Wired - How Body Farms and Human Composting Can Help Communities.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-04-01 10:48|| 2022-04-01 10:48|| Front Page Top

#9 If I lived in Florida, I'd want this story spread all over New York, and five times in the city.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-04-01 15:03|| 2022-04-01 15:03|| Front Page Top

#10 New ad in New York. Cracker fecit:
"Our cannibals run around nekkit
And stop to say grace
When they chew off yer face!
There's sharks, snakes, and toads,
And we share our abodes
With huge gators. We're scared that you'll wreck it!"

Posted by Phons Poodle1910 2022-04-01 22:13|| 2022-04-01 22:13|| Front Page Top

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