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2023-06-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Florida man contracts flesh-eating bacteria after being bitten by RELATIVE while trying to break-up brawl at family function

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Posted by Skidmark 2023-06-09 00:01|| || Front Page|| [13 views ] Top

#1 ...Yeah, Thanksgiving's gonna be awkward this year.

Mike

Posted by MikeKozlowski 2023-06-09 06:44|| 2023-06-09 06:44|| Front Page Top

#2 Gosh, I wonder how I knew the ethnicity of the people involved before going to the article.

Posted by Daffy Oppressor of the Bunions8744 2023-06-09 06:59|| 2023-06-09 06:59|| Front Page Top

#3 "Ooooo that smell. The smell of death surrounds you"

/Lynyrd Skynyrd

Posted by Frank G 2023-06-09 07:25|| 2023-06-09 07:25|| Front Page Top

#4 Relative is a zombie?

Posted by HeavyG 2023-06-09 10:55|| 2023-06-09 10:55|| Front Page Top

#5 Preparedness ready friends:
Zombie Apocolypse is just a euphemism.

Me:
.......

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-06-09 11:21|| 2023-06-09 11:21|| Front Page Top

#6 But was everybody vaccinated? Fauci said it wasn’t safe to meet with family if they weren’t vaccinated.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-06-09 11:59|| 2023-06-09 11:59|| Front Page Top

#7 Right now, personal injury lawyers are trying to figure out if anyone has any money, or there's a company that can be blamed. Bet on it.

Posted by ed in texas 2023-06-09 15:58|| 2023-06-09 15:58|| Front Page Top

#8 Food fight at 30,000 feet. Another 'Air Travel While Black' real life saga ?

Posted by Besoeker 2023-06-09 16:06|| 2023-06-09 16:06|| Front Page Top

#9 Pig Pen's relative, apparently. Carries his own layer of dirt.

Hope the biter used mouthwash.

Posted by KBK 2023-06-09 17:26|| 2023-06-09 17:26|| Front Page Top

#10 #7: "Have you or any any of your family experienced cannibalism, or just 'bitey' behavior*? If so we may be able to find someone to pay"

*Not valid for possums or rabid animals/humans

Posted by Frank G 2023-06-09 20:05|| 2023-06-09 20:05|| Front Page Top

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