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2022-09-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Florida man loses his arm in alligator attack

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Posted by Besoeker 2022-09-13 00:31|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 Alternative version:
The gator crunched it.
The guy wandered around for 3 days.
Surgeons later removed the arm.

Florida man survives 3 days in swamp after losing arm in alligator attack: 'Do or die'

Posted by Skidmark 2022-09-13 02:25|| 2022-09-13 02:25|| Front Page Top

#2 two "nuisance" alligators have been removed from the lake

"We dint do nuffin'!"

"Saw a one armed dude runnin' around though."

"Yeah. We wuzz all concerned like too."

Posted by Dron66046 2022-09-13 03:01|| 2022-09-13 03:01|| Front Page Top

#3

Let PETA "handle" the problem and collect the Gators and Boa's. ☺

Posted by NN2N1 2022-09-13 06:30|| 2022-09-13 06:30|| Front Page Top

#4 You eat chicken drumsticks, they eat man arms (and legs).

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-09-13 07:08|| 2022-09-13 07:08|| Front Page Top

#5 Alg vs. truck

Alg vs. Jaguar

Posted by Skidmark 2022-09-13 07:16|| 2022-09-13 07:16|| Front Page Top

#6 they eat man arms and legs

It's a dietary orientation.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-09-13 07:19|| 2022-09-13 07:19|| Front Page Top

#7 they eat man arms (and legs).

And atees.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-09-13 14:30|| 2022-09-13 14:30|| Front Page Top

#8 That's pushing a Darwin Award nomination.

Posted by DooDahMan 2022-09-13 17:30|| 2022-09-13 17:30|| Front Page Top

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