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2019-10-30 Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Kurdish General: Informant Stole ISIS Leader al-Baghdadi’s Underwear for U.S.
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Posted by trailing wife 2019-10-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ]  Top
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#1 So, from now on, major terrorists will have sequential numbers dyed into their underwear (maybe UPC code) and constantly scan their laundry inventory for missing briefs. If one is missing they then high tale it to another war venue?
Posted by 3dc 2019-10-30 00:12||   2019-10-30 00:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Why not just go commando?
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-10-30 03:38||   2019-10-30 03:38|| Front Page Top

#3 
"What were you three doing with the emir's underpants ? Speak up !"

"I do his laundry ! You know me, effendi !"

"I'm the emir's bachabitch ! I have to sniff it and say allan o' slacker every night ! That's our ... uhh, game."

"I'm a pakistani, man. It was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen, ok ?"

Posted by Dron66046 2019-10-30 11:23||   2019-10-30 11:23|| Front Page Top

#4 ^ Brilliant, Dron! Another candidate for Snark o' the Day.
Posted by Lex 2019-10-30 11:25||   2019-10-30 11:25|| Front Page Top

#5 Have we heard from the animal rights types yet ? For sending in ramboesque doggies to war ? Activism should be arriving in the form of a documentary about their 'plight' anytime now.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-10-30 11:33||   2019-10-30 11:33|| Front Page Top

#6 ^ Hollywood maroon Jamie Lee Curtis weighed in on Shitter, sheeting to the effect that even terrorists need our compassion
Posted by Lex 2019-10-30 11:35||   2019-10-30 11:35|| Front Page Top

#7 Heh heh. Thank you, Lex. These tableaux come to me naturally, having watched Mr. Show and read MAD. Fred brung out the best in us all.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-10-30 11:37||   2019-10-30 11:37|| Front Page Top

#8 ^ "There is no God but Neuman, and Pruitt is his prophet."
Posted by Lex 2019-10-30 11:40||   2019-10-30 11:40|| Front Page Top

#9 Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit
Posted by Mullah Richard 2019-10-30 13:10||   2019-10-30 13:10|| Front Page Top

#10 mullah

I was thinking of that same episode of South Park
Posted by lord garth 2019-10-30 13:21||   2019-10-30 13:21|| Front Page Top

#11 The used panties I understand (though ick!), but I can’t imagine the level of tradecraft that allowed him to take a blood sample from the miscreant and walk out with it.

Perhaps they were bloody panties.
Posted by Skidmark 2019-10-30 15:34||   2019-10-30 15:34|| Front Page Top

#12 Jeez, Skidmark!

Ack!!
Posted by Mullah Richard 2019-10-30 16:56||   2019-10-30 16:56|| Front Page Top

#13 Maybe it was ZimZim Badruddin, a famed mosquito whisperer working for the SDF.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-10-30 17:50||   2019-10-30 17:50|| Front Page Top

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