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2004-11-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Interesting Michael Moore item being auctioned on Ebay

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Posted by Hillary-BinLaden in 08 2004-11-04 01:11|| || Front Page|| [11134 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 For Auction, Item number 3850553305
Michael Moore's Relevance

After the Kerry/Edwards election failure tuesday, Michael Moore's relevance is one of the rarest items available on E-Bay today. This auction is for whatever relevance Mr. Moore has seven days from now. I do not anticipate there will be much left, but there just might be enough to give to the highest bidder. I am positive that once his relevance is gone seven days from now there will be no more to be found anywhere, at any price. Good Luck in your bidding..........

Q: Do we get the entire Michael Moore? And if so, how much will shipping be.. I'd imagine quite alot because of the weight of the package. answered on: Nov-03-04
A: The entire Michael Moore would cost way too much to ship. I am selling his relevance because it is the 2nd smallest part of him....

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Posted by WahWahWaaaaaah 2004-11-04 1:23:31 AM|| 2004-11-04 1:23:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 I think that Debbie's auction on eBay is quite the gem, lol:

"Depressed by the US election results?

Told your neighbours and friends that you would move to Canada if George W. Bush won?

I have the answer.

I am willing to trade one Canadian Citizenship plus job for one US Citizenship with job. I live on sunny, mild Vancouver Island (minor earthquakes, but the trees are nice!). No pictures available, just check out tourism websites for British Columbia and Vancouver Island. "

Posted by .com 2004-11-04 5:31:36 AM|| 2004-11-04 5:31:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 My wife is from Vancouver and I have been fighting a rearguard action to avoid moving there for 15 years. If the serial killers don't get you, the super-subduction quake will.

Posted by phil_b 2004-11-04 5:43:44 AM|| 2004-11-04 5:43:44 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 It's the only place my car has ever been vandalized.

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2004-11-04 6:34:34 AM|| 2004-11-04 6:34:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 I also heard you can get an 'Escort' date with a Dixie Chick on ebay for a whopping $10 a chick.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2004-11-04 7:18:10 AM|| 2004-11-04 7:18:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 LOL .com! She need to come to America, she already had the spirit.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2004-11-04 7:19:34 AM|| 2004-11-04 7:19:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Jeez, imagine my disapointment, I saw the headline and figured it would have been a half eaten sandwich. But then it occured to me it what kind of fearless lunatic would try to snatch chow out of the gaping maw of that treasonous tub of lard?

Posted by JerseyMike 2004-11-04 8:46:20 AM|| 2004-11-04 8:46:20 AM|| Front Page Top

Posted by Mark Espinola 2004-11-04 12:18:06 PM|| 2004-11-04 12:18:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 heren one for ya mark

Posted by muck4doo 2004-11-04 8:39:04 PM|| [http://compassionatelizards.blogspot.com/] 2004-11-04 8:39:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 I think that Debbie's auction on eBay is quite the gem, lol:

Cool! She went ahead and did it. I saw her post on another blog and we were encouraging her to go for it.

Posted by Pappy 2004-11-04 11:14:34 PM|| 2004-11-04 11:14:34 PM|| Front Page Top

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