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2005-11-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve White 2005-11-11 00:17|| || Front Page|| [11127 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ROFL!!! Hysterical stuff. The bicycle bit is over the top, lol. Drunken elk, whew! My face hurts from laughing. Thx, Doc! 8D

Posted by .com 2005-11-11 03:00|| 2005-11-11 03:00|| Front Page Top

#2 "Youse guys got any fermented apples?"

Funny, very!

Posted by phil_b 2005-11-11 05:25|| 2005-11-11 05:25|| Front Page Top

#3 You see? This is what happens when the Elks Club gets a liquor license. I tried to tell the zoning commission, but nooooooo . . . .

Posted by Mike 2005-11-11 06:47|| 2005-11-11 06:47|| Front Page Top

#4 IIRC in europe elk=what we call a moose.

Posted by bruce 2005-11-11 07:17|| 2005-11-11 07:17|| Front Page Top

#5 They don't recognise the difference between fermented and not fermented and stuff themselves down to the last apple."

O yes wie doo

Posted by An Elk not Anne Elk 2005-11-11 08:33|| 2005-11-11 08:33|| Front Page Top

#6 Is there a BPOE convention on town?

Posted by whitecollar redneck 2005-11-11 08:38|| 2005-11-11 08:38|| Front Page Top

#7 The Shriners are gonna be so-o-o jealous...

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-11-11 09:19|| 2005-11-11 09:19|| Front Page Top

#8 'Allo! Youse guys! Stop 'unting for apples and elk me get this thing off my neck!

Posted by Bryan">Bryan 2005-11-11 09:20|| 2005-11-11 09:20|| Front Page Top

My late uncle Marv was a member in Florida. Never heard about any of his buddies going to Sweden on a vacation.

Posted by BigEd 2005-11-11 11:42|| 2005-11-11 11:42|| Front Page Top

#10 Elk. Why do they hate Euros?

Posted by Thrinelet Slese8049 2005-11-11 12:00|| 2005-11-11 12:00|| Front Page Top

#11 Thrinelet Slese8049, for the same reason the rest of us do.

It's joke, calm down.

Posted by Scott R">Scott R 2005-11-11 18:44|| http://five24.net]">[http://five24.net] 2005-11-11 18:44|| Front Page Top

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