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2006-12-14 Olde Tyme Religion

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Posted by Bobby 2006-12-14 05:33|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Dear God, don't let them beat me!

Posted by Chuck Simmins">Chuck Simmins 2006-12-14 08:32|| http://northshorejournal.org]">[http://northshorejournal.org] 2006-12-14 08:32|| Front Page Top

#2 "I don't know if he gets the evil that we are facing,"...

I do. He doesn't.

Posted by tu3031 2006-12-14 08:49|| 2006-12-14 08:49|| Front Page Top

#3 Sorry, I'm not awake yet, I thought the headline was:

Carter Prays with Anti-Carter Rabbits

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
GALAHAD: Get stuffed!
TIM: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You mangy Scots git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
TIM: Look!
[squeak]
BORS: Aaaugh! (Falls to the ground, headless)

Posted by OldSpook 2006-12-14 08:55|| 2006-12-14 08:55|| Front Page Top

#4 "I don't know if he gets the evil that we are facing," said Rabbi Bonnie Koppell of Scottsdale.

Respectfully, Rabbi, I don't think you get that prayer with this guy is a waste of time.

Posted by Excalibur 2006-12-14 09:03|| 2006-12-14 09:03|| Front Page Top

#5 'Spook, LOL! You took the words right out of my keyboard!

Posted by Mike 2006-12-14 10:36|| 2006-12-14 10:36|| Front Page Top

#6 Sounds like a great publicity stunt for everyone involved in this travesty. Jimmuh would pray with the devil if he thought it would get more publicity for his book. The rabbis should have known he was just taking them for a ride.

Posted by Sleaper Thraviter2776 2006-12-14 10:52|| 2006-12-14 10:52|| Front Page Top

#7 Rabbi Bonnie Koppell, Rabbi Ayla Grafstein

Posted by gromgoru 2006-12-14 12:02|| 2006-12-14 12:02|| Front Page Top

#8 EXACTLY, Excalibur. And he also doesn't get that the evil they are facing included the evil f*ck who was "praying" with them in the same room.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-12-14 14:24|| 2006-12-14 14:24|| Front Page Top

#9 "Rabbi Bonnie Koppell, Rabbi Ayla Grafstein "

Yup, woman rabbies who find Carter disgusting. Why should that be a surprise?

Posted by liberalhawk 2006-12-14 15:45|| 2006-12-14 15:45|| Front Page Top

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