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2006-12-16 -Lurid Crime Tales-
"American Pie" actress threatened to sexually molest dog
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Posted by Fred 2006-12-16 09:39|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Ah, all is clear now.

Problem,
Unknown Actress, failing career,

Solution,
Create a newsworthy scene, as blatent as possible, get headlines, jumpstart career (Supposedly)

Real Result,
General Public says "Who" and continues to ignore her, NOT desired result.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-12-16 10:14||   2006-12-16 10:14|| Front Page Top

#2 "American Pie" actress threatened to sexually molest dog

"Imagine there's no dipshits..."

HILarious!

just wondering what she actually said...
Posted by RD 2006-12-16 10:23||   2006-12-16 10:23|| Front Page Top

#3 The problem was she didn't film a movie of herself and some penis-with-legs to distribute on the Internet, then come out with a tearful...

...oh wait, that's become trite, too.

Maybe she could exit a limo in a short skirt, without...

...oh, heck.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-12-16 10:28||   2006-12-16 10:28|| Front Page Top

#4 Wasn't an innocent apple pie sexually molested in American Pie?
Posted by Angie Schultz 2006-12-16 10:29||   2006-12-16 10:29|| Front Page Top

#5 Well I only have one thing to say about this... WOOF!
Posted by AuburnTom 2006-12-16 13:22||   2006-12-16 13:22|| Front Page Top

#6 The mug shot:



I'd say she's desperate.
Posted by twobyfour 2006-12-16 14:36||   2006-12-16 14:36|| Front Page Top

#7 I recommend a job at a call center.
Posted by Sneaze Shaiting3550 2006-12-16 14:40||   2006-12-16 14:40|| Front Page Top

#8 Uh, not to be indelicate, but how exactly did she plan on "molesting" that dog? Was the dog a boy or a girl?
Posted by gromky 2006-12-16 16:28||   2006-12-16 16:28|| Front Page Top

#9 Meanwhile, the 6th "Rocky" movie is opening to great reviews. Stallone - 60 years old - makes a comeback against a young fighter. Believe it or not!

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/film/reviews/article_display.jsp?&rid=8554
Posted by Sneaze Shaiting3550 2006-12-16 16:35||   2006-12-16 16:35|| Front Page Top

#10 Smells like Meth Spirit.
Posted by Shipman 2006-12-16 16:57||   2006-12-16 16:57|| Front Page Top

#11 Comeon, who among us hasn't threatened to molest (or worse) a neighbor's pet?
Posted by ed 2006-12-16 17:50||   2006-12-16 17:50|| Front Page Top

#12 Nah, gromky, it's more interesting to find out the breed of dog than the gender. Especially if the pup in question is part doberman or pit bull....

Which brings me to one of my favorite tasteless dog jokes......

What do you do when a pit bull humps your leg?

Fake an orgasm! ;)
Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-12-16 19:54|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[ http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]  2006-12-16 19:54|| Front Page Top

#13 Not exactly inter-species: judging by 2x4's pix, she looks to be part cocker spaniel ('cept spaniels are cute, she is , how to say it, a dog!)
Posted by USN,Ret 2006-12-16 20:38||   2006-12-16 20:38|| Front Page Top

#14 SB- that's pretty good stuff LOL
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-12-16 23:25||   2006-12-16 23:25|| Front Page Top

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