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2004-02-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-
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Posted by Christopher Johnson 2004-02-06 3:11:49 PM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Riiiiiiiight. I'd be there, but my favorite commercial is on that day.
Posted by Dar  2004-2-6 3:19:36 PM||   2004-2-6 3:19:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 er, I don't think testosterone has anything to do with this one.
Posted by BH  2004-2-6 3:25:22 PM||   2004-2-6 3:25:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Obviously a meeting of men who's wife's signed them up. Like Dar, I have things to do that day ... what was it now? Oh yes, my shoe laces need new aglets.
Posted by Jim K  2004-2-6 3:29:40 PM||   2004-2-6 3:29:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I'd love to go, but I have to wash my hair that day...
Posted by Fred  2004-2-6 3:36:35 PM||   2004-2-6 3:36:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 the, um, car needs, um, painting.
Posted by PlanetDan 2004-2-6 3:42:14 PM||   2004-2-6 3:42:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 This isn't one of those festivals where I would feel out of place if I wasn't wearing a totally leather outfit or an Indian headdress, is it?
Posted by Super Hose  2004-2-6 3:48:08 PM||   2004-2-6 3:48:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Yes
Posted by Steve  2004-2-6 3:56:17 PM||   2004-2-6 3:56:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 No beer or cigars? Can the poetry be limericks? Come on, work with me here, people!
Posted by whitecollar redneck 2004-2-6 4:07:35 PM||   2004-2-6 4:07:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 WC Redneck - you could bring an end to the whole sad affair with "There once was a man from Nantucket. . . "

There, now I feel validated.
Posted by Doc8404 2004-2-6 4:34:18 PM||   2004-2-6 4:34:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 You want me to go where?
Posted by Raptor 2004-2-6 4:54:28 PM||   2004-2-6 4:54:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Like to, can't. I'm washing the cat.
Posted by mojo  2004-2-6 5:07:10 PM||   2004-2-6 5:07:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Mojo, brush off you tongue with velcro ever five minutes. You will cut your hairballs in half.
Posted by Super Hose  2004-2-6 5:11:13 PM||   2004-2-6 5:11:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 ROFLMAO... Snork.. glub... My sweet baboo and wife is the senior warden of a local /// never mind this could get me in deep/// LOL Forget that you know me.
Posted by Shipman 2004-2-6 5:20:29 PM||   2004-2-6 5:20:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 What, no Lifetime screening? No spa or manicure service? Dammit, I want my keesh!
Posted by 4thInfVet 2004-2-6 6:09:52 PM||   2004-2-6 6:09:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 I have to change my kids oil. Have a great time tho....
Posted by CrazyFool  2004-2-6 6:15:34 PM||   2004-2-6 6:15:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 
I have to clean the grout in my shower.
Posted by Analog Roam  2004-2-6 6:18:23 PM||   2004-2-6 6:18:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 I'm due for a high-colonic.
Posted by Rex Mundi 2004-2-6 6:32:45 PM||   2004-2-6 6:32:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 I was all hot to go till I saw the price tag for this little number. Oh, well, I got a half a foot of snow to blow that just fell, so I will do that first. *sigh*
Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-2-6 8:05:10 PM||   2004-2-6 8:05:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 I'd go if Hugh Hefner was involved.
Posted by Rafael 2004-2-6 9:06:20 PM||   2004-2-6 9:06:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 I'm with YOU guys - "sharing our loves" ... um, I like mine exclusive but those who want this sort of thing should go to Esalen on the California coast south of Monterey - they've been doing it longer and in any case the mineral hot springs there are great to soak in late at night ... you can usually see the Milky Way and the sea otters play in the kelp beds at the base of the cliffs ...

female Episcopalian MDiv who will remain firmly anonymous on this one!!
Posted by anon  2004-2-6 9:10:24 PM||   2004-2-6 9:10:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 You gotta be fucking kidding me. First they elect the cake-eating bishop & now this shit? I thought us Catholics had it bad.
Posted by Jarhead 2004-2-6 9:20:12 PM||   2004-2-6 9:20:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 #12 SH - ROFLMAO! I think I just hurt myself laughing at that image.

As for the "retreat" - barf!
Posted by Barbara Skolaut  2004-2-6 10:24:03 PM||   2004-2-6 10:24:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 Been to a couple of military retreats - those weren't bad, especially the one in Bertchesgaden. Of course, there's a world of difference between a half-dozen military chaplains and an Episcopalian bishop... especially the guy we had speak who had been a Green Beret in Vietnam. Not sure I'd be able to make it this weekend anyway - it's a long walk to Pennsylvania, and I need a new pair of shoes.
Posted by Old Patriot  2004-2-6 10:30:10 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm]  2004-2-6 10:30:10 PM|| Front Page Top

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