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2005-01-11 Afghanistan/South Asia
Muslims say: 'God signed the tsunami'
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Posted by Dragon Fly 2005-01-11 10:12|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 This is an old story. Muslims are always taking pictures of trees that seem to be praying or branches that seem to spell out words in arabic, etc.

A collection of essays on this is at:

http://www.geocities.com/freethoughtmecca/quran.html
Posted by mhw 2005-01-11 11:06:19 AM||   2005-01-11 11:06:19 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 And when the next terrorist nest in Iraq is taken out by a U.S. attack plane, tell the Muslims that George W. Bush himself signed the bomb casing.
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-01-11 11:24:19 AM||   2005-01-11 11:24:19 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 This could have been titled: Allah issues fatwa against man.
Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-01-11 11:58:39 AM||   2005-01-11 11:58:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Can we get a crack 'Weekly World News' team on this right away?

I'm sure there must be an image of Satan or Allah or both in there somewhere.....
Posted by CrazyFool 2005-01-11 12:53:30 PM||   2005-01-11 12:53:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Is he sure it's "Allah"? It looks like "asshole" to me.
Give me a call when we find some mosque wreckage that's all twisted up to look like the Virgin Mary.
Posted by tu3031 2005-01-11 1:02:17 PM||   2005-01-11 1:02:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Does this mean Allan is punishing muslims, his chosen people, for acting like asshats and not accomplishing squat for the last millennium or so
Posted by SteveS 2005-01-11 3:34:06 PM||   2005-01-11 3:34:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 You figure god would like mass e-mail mpgs by taking over the internet and quadrupling the bandwidth. But hey, I understand he's old and all, but he's supposed to be pretty quick in the understanding department.

Uh oh... I was predestined to write that.
Posted by Shipman 2005-01-11 3:43:58 PM||   2005-01-11 3:43:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 The one screaming omission in this dudes claims is that the place that was worst hit by far was also the most devoutly muslim ie Aceh which had implemented sharia.

But that doesn't square with his little theory so he doen't mention it.

I've noticed that no muslims in fact have even begun to mention this. Again it doesn't square with their unquestioned belief in what the koran teaches that those who obey allan will be successful and safe etc. All of them are in complete denial right now. 100,000 devout muslims were wiped off the face of earth like so many bugs. So much for that idea.

Meanwhile this guy sees a pattern in a meaningless arrangement of waves,which try as i might I could not see, and calls for greater muslim observance. If this is true then the old pagan gods also have proven their existence since you can see them in the constellations if you look hard enough.

sheesh! Asshat indeed. But one that muslims will undoubtly wholeheartedly believe in order to salvage their faith.

Remember muslim boys and girls, the most devout muslims in the area have the greatest casualties and devastation. Repeat that until you see that this doesn't square with what mo told ya. God sure isn't acting pleased with their obedience and orthodoxy is he?
Posted by peggy  2005-01-11 4:02:04 PM||   2005-01-11 4:02:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 I was eating potato chips and drinking beer. After the 6th beer, I saw Allah in one of the potato chips. It will be for sale on eBay--if anybody really gives a flip.
Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-01-11 5:27:08 PM||   2005-01-11 5:27:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Do you have a reserve price JQC? And what brand of chip?
Posted by Shipman 2005-01-11 5:43:49 PM||   2005-01-11 5:43:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Mecca pita spuds
Posted by Frank G  2005-01-11 5:48:41 PM||   2005-01-11 5:48:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Cheesy chips. 2 dancing virgins.
Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-01-11 6:04:31 PM||   2005-01-11 6:04:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Give me a call when we find some mosque wreckage that's all twisted up to look like the Virgin Mary.

Patience, please. Our troops in Iraq are hard at work on this very miracle.
Posted by Zenster 2005-01-11 11:34:04 PM||   2005-01-11 11:34:04 PM|| Front Page Top

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