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2005-04-08 China-Japan-Koreas

Another KCNA Exclusive: DPRK Invents Super Water

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Posted by tu3031 2005-04-08 9:18:41 AM|| || Front Page|| [11137 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The DPRK will be hawking shite on late night tv infomercials here within 5 yrs. Now all they need to invent is a silver bullet (50 cal or larger) to stick in lil Kim's huge head at a few thousand fps. That would be a mass wonder cure for 99.9% of what ails the DPRK.

Posted by Tkat 2005-04-08 10:55:01 AM|| 2005-04-08 10:55:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 "Here kid, drink this water. It'll make ya healthy and grow quickly. Enjoy, 'cause Kumgangchonyonbullosu is the only thing yer gonna get in yer stomach for a long, long, time."

Posted by Pappy 2005-04-08 11:21:54 AM|| 2005-04-08 11:21:54 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Kumgang Bukkake drink?

Posted by Frank G 2005-04-08 11:29:43 AM|| 2005-04-08 11:29:43 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 10-odd rare-earth elements

Have you had your Neodymium, Lanthanium, Praseodymium, or Dysprosium today

I'M SO ROANERY...

Posted by BigEd 2005-04-08 11:42:15 AM|| 2005-04-08 11:42:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 "Look son, I've invented...TOAST!!"
-- Invader Zim

Posted by mojo 2005-04-08 11:43:48 AM|| 2005-04-08 11:43:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Don't forget the Uranium, Plutonium, ~~Americium~~ NorthKoreanium

Posted by ed 2005-04-08 11:44:29 AM|| 2005-04-08 11:44:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 And Jucheum.

Posted by Jackal 2005-04-08 1:07:46 PM|| [http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-04-08 1:07:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Love that Super Water...

Posted by The Standells 2005-04-08 1:39:39 PM|| 2005-04-08 1:39:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Wow! This is much wetter than normal water!

Posted by Dar 2005-04-08 1:59:07 PM|| 2005-04-08 1:59:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 But how well does it mix with a good single malt?

Posted by Mike 2005-04-08 2:23:04 PM|| 2005-04-08 2:23:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Mike, you DON'T mix a good single malt with water!

Posted by True German Ally 2005-04-08 2:25:07 PM|| 2005-04-08 2:25:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Good point, TGA.

Posted by Mike 2005-04-08 2:27:16 PM|| 2005-04-08 2:27:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Ah so. Explains why water so cloudy.

Posted by Bukkake-san 2005-04-08 2:32:31 PM|| 2005-04-08 2:32:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Sorry Kimmie These guys beat you.

Posted by Sock Puppet 0â Doom 2005-04-08 10:23:04 PM|| [http://www.slhess.com] 2005-04-08 10:23:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Hands down, Maiden water's got 'em all beat.

Posted by Arrr 2005-04-08 10:31:42 PM|| 2005-04-08 10:31:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Looks like they are combining Super Rock technology and Super Water technology. Weâre all doomed!

If they come up with Super Scissors technology, it's curtains for the Free World!

Posted by Darth VAda 2005-04-08 11:30:49 PM|| 2005-04-08 11:30:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Whoops...I guess they'd need Super Paper technology for that last post to make any sense. D'oh!

Posted by Darth VAda 2005-04-08 11:32:47 PM|| 2005-04-08 11:32:47 PM|| Front Page Top

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