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2005-04-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Russian surgeons grow penis on man's forearm

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Posted by Bulldog 2005-04-10 4:13:24 AM|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Cool, now he may have 7" wet noodle.

Posted by Sobiesky 2005-04-10 4:28:11 AM|| 2005-04-10 4:28:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 This was in Pravda a couple of weeks back and I recall the metric size was larger than 7".

Posted by phil_b 2005-04-10 4:54:32 AM|| 2005-04-10 4:54:32 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 This is a rather unique situation - allowing size to be determined, although the author of the article and phil_b seem to be in dispute. In the real world, when a claim is made, the question is always, "Measuring from where, pray tell?"

Posted by .com 2005-04-10 6:08:49 AM|| 2005-04-10 6:08:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 And the answer is: From the turret, of course...

Posted by .com 2005-04-10 6:12:12 AM|| 2005-04-10 6:12:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Gee, Why does Ivan break out in a sweat when he shakes hands?

Posted by whitecollar redneck 2005-04-10 9:13:11 AM|| 2005-04-10 9:13:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Is that a tennis elbow or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by Poison Reverse 2005-04-10 9:28:26 AM|| 2005-04-10 9:28:26 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Seems like if they'd grown it on his chin he'd have been REALLY popular with the ladies.
(If they'd grown it on his nose he'd have been French?)

Posted by Glenmore 2005-04-10 9:55:46 AM|| 2005-04-10 9:55:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Wow, Glenmore, even I don't French-bash that much!

Posted by Tom 2005-04-10 11:02:08 AM|| 2005-04-10 11:02:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 I bet 'Bob' is pissed!

(For you non-Amaericans 'Bob' is a guy in a TV ad for some 'Male enhancement' pill (sorry... didn't need to write the name down...). He always appears with a smile on his face (and a silly grin on his wife's too...).

Posted by CrazyFool 2005-04-10 11:05:50 AM|| 2005-04-10 11:05:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 "Enzyte" - IIUC, watch for it to be pulled from ads for fraud, like most of those "miracle dong" pills - it's just vitamins and herbs

Posted by Frank G 2005-04-10 11:10:52 AM|| 2005-04-10 11:10:52 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 CrazyFool: "Bob" is J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, of the Church of the SubGenius. And I've no idea if he and the Enzyte guy are related. Otherwise, I've heard it said that they should have xplanted the penis to the man's forehead, which would be much more convenient except when chewing tobacco or eating soup.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-04-10 12:41:05 PM|| 2005-04-10 12:41:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 For the uninitiated, the Good Rev Dobbs' picture is here. Note that he is an icon harkening back to a simpler time - not a real person. He is the High Epopt and Living Slack Master.

Everybody's just looking for a little Slack.

The website is seriously unserious. Have a peek - and laugh your ass off, they do.

Posted by .com 2005-04-10 12:50:46 PM|| 2005-04-10 12:50:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 I'm now wondering if they're allowed in Saudi Arabia.

Posted by Phil Fraering 2005-04-10 1:44:10 PM|| [http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com] 2005-04-10 1:44:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 He is really giving Adam and Eve some STIFF competition! He may have more than one woman after him- lets not have curosity kill the cat!

Andrea Jackson

Posted by to be or not to be 2005-04-10 7:31:39 PM|| 2005-04-10 7:31:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 .com~~ Here COMES Sergei ready or not!!

ANdrea Jackson

Posted by Andrea 2005-04-10 8:25:30 PM|| 2005-04-10 8:25:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 (If they'd grown it on his nose he'd have been French?)

Cyrano de Bergerac?

Posted by SwissTex 2005-04-10 10:53:22 PM|| 2005-04-10 10:53:22 PM|| Front Page Top