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2005-05-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Delhi given one week to clear away sacred cows
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Posted by Steve White 2005-05-01 00:00:00 AM|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Sounds like a job for MooveOn.org
Posted by Seafarious  2005-05-01 12:16:02 AM||   2005-05-01 12:16:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 :)
Posted by Shipman 2005-05-01 1:58:36 AM||   2005-05-01 1:58:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Heck with the guns and nets, all they need is some steel buckets and some 16% dairy feed-- they'll come a runnin'. I own cattle, So I know what I'm talking about.

The only problem is what to do with them after they're collected and corraled. I understand the local holy rollers would object to them winding up in the local packing house.
Posted by N Guard 2005-05-01 4:38:39 AM||   2005-05-01 4:38:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 How to deal with cows is succintly presented on this site.
Posted by Sobiesky 2005-05-01 4:50:10 AM||   2005-05-01 4:50:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 even better: SacredCowBurgers.com

Posted by Frank G  2005-05-01 11:01:02 AM||   2005-05-01 11:01:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Cows with Guns are next.

We will fight for Bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo
Or diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie-----

Cows with Guns
Posted by Alaska Paul  2005-05-01 1:10:10 PM||   2005-05-01 1:10:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Aaargh. Now I have not only the sound worm but the memory of that animation haunting me.
Posted by too true 2005-05-01 1:39:00 PM||   2005-05-01 1:39:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 LOL, Paul.

C'mon, finish the torture - where's the link? :-D
Posted by Barbara Skolaut  2005-05-01 2:42:32 PM||   2005-05-01 2:42:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 "Four legs good - two legs bad"

Cows with guns
Posted by Frank G  2005-05-01 2:52:41 PM||   2005-05-01 2:52:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Thanks, Frank!

Hadn't seen that in a while. I still think it's hysterical. :-D

(sorry, tt)
Posted by Barbara Skolaut  2005-05-01 3:04:21 PM||   2005-05-01 3:04:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 The theme song on Muck4doo's blog is "Cows With Guns". By the way, go over there and readf Muck's review of "The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy". I rerad it this morning and I'm still laughing. his blog is Freepers and hipies and trolls, oh my. (meatismurder)
Posted by Deacon Blues  2005-05-01 3:49:50 PM||   2005-05-01 3:49:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 juster a tast of pure Muck...

thisn my revyoo im posterd at epinions. they ban me from public viewin so imaposterin it here:

bringer towl
Apr 30 '05

Pros
their is no nudity or foul langwage in thes moviee

Cons
their is no nudity or foul langwage in thes moviee

The Bottom Line
ima saw thisn at teh movee theatre. why is it ask me dvd or vhs? goddamit! thisn as bad as papar or plastic!


Full Review
Plot Details: This opinion reveals major details about the movie''s plot.
today ima went an watcherd em moovie hichhikers guyde to em galaxee. itn purdy funy with lotta speshel afects and whitey one liners. itn base on em book by dug atoms and that book is haf the same name. itn purdy funy to but not hafa spechel afects. unlessn your think numberd pajes is speshal. this moovee is start with auther dent and him sidekik ford from space. athur is play by em whinee french guy and ford is play by em black guy. thisn movee has sumthin no othern movee is dare do befour. itn have singin an dancin dolfins! now itn sad that dolfins are go extinc ofn teh planet but dont wory bout them as they are flipper em way offn space. ima smeller the start of em space peta. thisn ladee sitin neer me was all sad when em dolfin went away but ifn she reeder goddam book once in em wile she is know they gonna be akoy! sheeesh! goddam hippies.

read it all or die a dull lifeless shell.
Posted by half 2005-05-01 6:48:55 PM||   2005-05-01 6:48:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Thank you, half. Mucky is a true modern poet. I'm so glad he found us, and stayed long enough to get over his prejudices and share his true, wiser self.
Posted by  trailing wife 2005-05-01 7:04:34 PM||   2005-05-01 7:04:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Is that 'poet' as in 'Vogon poetry'?

(I think I spelled that right - been 20 years since I read the books)
Posted by CrazyFool 2005-05-01 7:21:45 PM||   2005-05-01 7:21:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Dear Lord, no! Not Vogon (Yes, I do believe you spellt that right, CF). Mucky is more along the lines of eecummings or Elizabeth Barret Browning -- utter nonsense until you tilt into his particular stream of consciousness (and learn to decode his unique spelling) ;-) And no, not at all like Rantburg's special correspondent JosephMendiola.
Posted by  trailing wife 2005-05-01 11:04:37 PM||   2005-05-01 11:04:37 PM|| Front Page Top

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