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2005-08-13 Africa: Subsaharan
'I dumped my baby in the toilet'
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Posted by anonymous5089 2005-08-13 02:50|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1  Dahn the Plug 'Ole

A muvver was barfin 'er biby one night,
The youngest of ten and a tiny young mite,
The muvver was poor and the biby was thin,
Only a skelington covered in skin;
The muvver turned rahnd for the soap off the rack,
She was but a moment, but when she turned back,
The biby was gorn; and in anguish she cried,
Oh, where is my biby?' - and the angels replied:

Your biby 'as fell dahn the plug-'ole,
Your biby 'as gorn dahn the plug;
The poor little thing was so skinny and thin
E oughtern been barfed in a jug;
Your biby is perfeckly 'appy,
E won't need a barf any more,
Your biby 'as fell dahn the plug 'ole
Not lorst....... but gorn before!
Posted by Mitch H.">Mitch H.  2005-08-13 10:00|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/]">[http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/]  2005-08-13 10:00|| Front Page Top

#2 ...That song reminds me of something I heard in a history class, long ago: "Father's A Drunkard, And Mother Is Dead."

Mike
Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2005-08-13 13:01||   2005-08-13 13:01|| Front Page Top

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