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2005-10-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Mexican panda home after failed Tokyo love match

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Posted by anonymous5089 2005-10-01 06:39|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Jeez, just let the poor little bastards go extinct.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2005-10-01 08:01|| 2005-10-01 08:01|| Front Page Top

#2 Pandas suffer from poor self-esteem due to their peculiar naming style. Trust me.

Posted by Major Major 2005-10-01 08:31|| 2005-10-01 08:31|| Front Page Top

#3 ...but Ling Ling seemed put off by the fact his new lady friend weighed 30 kg (66 lbs) more than him, Tinajero said.

Yeah, like that's a news flash...

Posted by Raj 2005-10-01 10:03|| 2005-10-01 10:03|| Front Page Top

#4 What were these people thinking? Everyone knows they should have flown Ling Ling to Cancun during Spring Break.

Posted by ed 2005-10-01 10:24|| 2005-10-01 10:24|| Front Page Top

#5 sheech, ifa I wanted a sumo wrestler I woulda called this.

Posted by Ling Ling 2005-10-01 13:00|| 2005-10-01 13:00|| Front Page Top

#6 maybe she's just "big-boned" with a great personality?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-10-01 13:06|| 2005-10-01 13:06|| Front Page Top

#7 Shuan Shuan, 18 and born in Mexico, was flown back from Japan earlier this week, dashing hopes that a far eastern romance might get her pregnant, after attempts to spark chemistry with Beijing-born Ling Ling, 20, fizzled out.

Well that's a surprise - her illegal immigrant brethren here in the U.S. don't seem to have much trouble producing babies... ;)

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-10-01 14:08|| 2005-10-01 14:08|| Front Page Top

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