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2005-11-25 Arabia

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Posted by Fred 2005-11-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 No doubt to recruit the very youngest ~~Lays~~ Lions of Islambâ¢.

Trial Judge: I declare a recess.

Michael Jacks~~off~~on: Woohoo! Where's the playground?

Posted by Zenster 2005-11-25 00:31|| 2005-11-25 00:31|| Front Page Top

#2 My suprise reservoir is dry. I think it's a perfect fit, our most demented personality blends right in. You see lots of stretch limos with blacked-out windows in Manama, he's just a leettle fish in a pond of dementia, there. I dount the Bahranis will see much of him. Can't picture him cruising Seef Mall, myself, lol.

Posted by .com 2005-11-25 02:01|| 2005-11-25 02:01|| Front Page Top

#3 True story: Two weeks after 9/11, my sister traveled to NYC for a conference. My mom and I tagged along for the weekend. The city was so quiet and the agony still hung in the air. We stayed at the Marriott Marquis, and since the hotel was so empty, we had a room overlooking Times Square. The rest of the hotel was given over to FEMA and Red Cross employees, as well as dozens of men and women wearing Deloitte & Touche badges. I originally thought that they were part of my sister's conference, but found out later that they had lost their offices at WTC and were renting the bottom four floors of the hotel. They took out all the beds and brought in desks and phones.

The mood as you may guess was very somber. Times Square was so subdued, with the NASDAQ stock quote ticker thingy urging us to give blood, and missing persons flyers everywhere. Nathan Lane and the other B'way performers did a song-n-dance thing right in the middle of the square to ask folks to please come see some shows, and outside my hotel window was a hundred-foot long banner for "Michael Jackson: Invincible".

A few months later he was whining that no one bought his crappy album because of racism. Any bad thin that's happened to him since 1984, he's earned. What a loathesome person. I am so glad I never spent even one penny on Michael Jackson anything.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-11-25 02:37|| 2005-11-25 02:37|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm sure there's a South Park episode in here somewhere.

Posted by Rafael 2005-11-25 03:13|| 2005-11-25 03:13|| Front Page Top

#5 state-of-the-art mosque
Rebar and mud.

Posted by Shipman 2005-11-25 08:07|| 2005-11-25 08:07|| Front Page Top

#6 He'd make a good muslim. I fully support this.

Hopefully he'll also give up his U.S. citizenship.

Posted by DoDo 2005-11-25 08:40|| 2005-11-25 08:40|| Front Page Top

#7 I am so glad I never spent even one penny on Michael Jackson anything.

I second the emotion!

Posted by Zenster 2005-11-25 11:25|| 2005-11-25 11:25|| Front Page Top

#8 Bahrain Constitiution Article 5. (in part)
The State shall take particular care of the physical, mental and moral growth of youth.

Guess Jacksons ching gets him a free pass.

Posted by DepotGuy 2005-11-25 11:32|| 2005-11-25 11:32|| Front Page Top

#9 Every time the Martian NSA sees/hears about this twit the stronger is their inclanation to just nuke us.

Posted by Shipman 2005-11-25 12:11|| 2005-11-25 12:11|| Front Page Top

#10 Sea....

"...crappy album because of racism. "

Exactly what RACE is that? He looks like he belongs in that dialogue in Canada as the ambassador from Glonk.

Posted by AlanC">AlanC 2005-11-25 13:21|| 2005-11-25 13:21|| Front Page Top

#11 Will he have to wear a burqa?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-11-25 14:07|| 2005-11-25 14:07|| Front Page Top

#12 How does he do all this without any money?

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-11-25 15:52|| 2005-11-25 15:52|| Front Page Top

#13 With Wacko Jacko now moving full-time to Bahrainn, it is a sad day for America.

Posted by Hupeque Uluper6859 2005-11-25 21:22|| 2005-11-25 21:22|| Front Page Top

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