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2005-12-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by ElvisHasLeftTheBuilding 2005-12-23 12:03|| || Front Page|| [8 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I guess it depends upon what he wears under the kilt, if you know what I mean.

Posted by rjschwarz 2005-12-23 13:12|| 2005-12-23 13:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Nothing is worn under the kilt. Everything is in perfect working order.

Posted by Grunter 2005-12-23 13:52|| 2005-12-23 13:52|| Front Page Top

#3 The f******s probably object to the singh dubh, the dirk and the claymore too! I know they did at my son's school.

Posted by AlanC">AlanC 2005-12-23 14:33|| 2005-12-23 14:33|| Front Page Top

#4 As they did at mine Alan.

As it's apparent this school administrator is no longer popular amongst American Scots and Irishmen from the 10,000+ signatures on the petition I hope he finds himself at a celtic heritage festival soon. Twould be a bonnie good time.

EP

Posted by ElvisHasLeftTheBuilding 2005-12-23 16:08|| 2005-12-23 16:08|| Front Page Top

#5 What they don't wear under the kilt, ya say?

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2005-12-23 18:20|| 2005-12-23 18:20|| Front Page Top

#6 I don't fell a bit odd when I wear my kilt (Stewart)

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2005-12-23 20:05|| 2005-12-23 20:05|| Front Page Top

#7 We're all supp to be reading 1984 and the Communist Manifesto, plus wearing prim and proper Maoist State Worker's uniforms. Amerikan kiltwearers are breaking a sacred Clintonian Lefty-Commie majority mainstream taboo by portraying brave Socialists and People's Waffen Soviet Army soldiers as weak, decadent, immoral Capitalist dress/skirt-wearers, besides of course
threatening the environment by de facto stepping on so much grass and trees everytime they make the "Highland Charge" - Every charge = so much grass ans trees the Party and Army of Clintonian Amerika can't afford to pay for, ya bums.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2005-12-23 21:23|| 2005-12-23 21:23|| Front Page Top

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