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2006-07-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Jackal 2006-07-13 12:18|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Jackal posts a story about a wild canine... must be one of those weird jungian acausal synchronicities...

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-07-13 13:24|| 2006-07-13 13:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Who the hell write these headlines?

Try "Truck with police dog aboard accidentally runs over woman."

Posted by mojo">mojo 2006-07-13 13:50|| 2006-07-13 13:50|| Front Page Top

#3 "...been some malfunction that would have allowed the gear shift to be moved..." Yeah there was, and it was when Barney left the truck running. He actually got off kind of lucky; could have had some yout steal it.
Burning question time: Did Ranger have a license????

Posted by USN, ret. 2006-07-13 15:02|| 2006-07-13 15:02|| Front Page Top

#4 Who the hell write these headlines?

The police dog must have been driving something pretty large to be able to drive over that woman in the truck.

Posted by SLO Jim 2006-07-13 15:30|| 2006-07-13 15:30|| Front Page Top

#5 Police dogs in trucks...why do they hate us?

Posted by Dreadnought 2006-07-13 15:42|| 2006-07-13 15:42|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm sayin' the hound did this intentionally. I remember seeing a clip about a dog somewhere around Reno who could drive a Model T for over a mile. Looked crazy as hell, but he could even turn corners. So, prosecute this dog poste haste.

Posted by SOP35/Rat 2006-07-13 16:20|| 2006-07-13 16:20|| Front Page Top

#7 As Dave Barry would say (and probably has): "A Florida driver's license is on its way to this ~~man~~ dog."

Posted by Xbalanke 2006-07-13 17:31|| 2006-07-13 17:31|| Front Page Top

#8 A real classic happened some years ago in Tampa, some cops on a stakeout noticed an iguana behind the wheel of a car. When they caught up it seemed that the owner of the car realized he had too much to drink,so he let the iguana drive.Note the lizard didn't run anybody over, iguanas make good drivers, hic-up.

Posted by bruce 2006-07-13 18:23|| 2006-07-13 18:23|| Front Page Top

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