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2006-07-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Tiger mauls ~~dumbass~~ ~~really schoopid~~ woman at Dublin zoo

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Posted by Steve White 2006-07-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 normally tigers hold on

Tiger: "This doesn't taste like chicken!!! Phooey!!!"

Posted by 2Ducks 2006-07-13 00:45|| 2006-07-13 00:45|| Front Page Top

#2 "What happened to you?"

"Spotted snakes."

Posted by mojo">mojo 2006-07-13 01:27|| 2006-07-13 01:27|| Front Page Top

#3 The woman and a man, believed to be in their late teens or early 20s, scaled several safety barriers on Tuesday afternoon in an attempt to reach three Siberian tigers in their compound, and finally reached a heavy-mesh fence next to the animals.

Probably a follower of Princeton U professor Peter Singer and the Animals Are People Too Movement!

Tigers, why don;t they like us?
A. Global Warming
B. Hunting
C. President Bush
D. American Idol
E. Starbucks
F. All of the Above

Posted by Lancasters Over Dresden 2006-07-13 09:42|| http://www.michaelcalderonscall.com/HomePage.asp]">[http://www.michaelcalderonscall.com/HomePage.asp] 2006-07-13 09:42|| Front Page Top

#4 Tigers, why don;t they like us?
A. Global Warming
B. Hunting
C. President Bush
D. American Idol
E. Starbucks
F. All of the Above

Isn't D and E enough to hate ourselves? I can see why the tigers want to bite our hands off.

Posted by Charles 2006-07-13 12:08|| 2006-07-13 12:08|| Front Page Top

#5 The most wonderful things about tiggers is tiggers are wonderful things. And, they will eat pork.

Posted by wxjames 2006-07-13 13:53|| 2006-07-13 13:53|| Front Page Top

#6 Maybe the tiger was just after her "lucky charms".

BTW - going to the Dublin Zoo after a tour of the Guinness factory should be highly discouraged.

Posted by Broadhead6 2006-07-13 14:09|| 2006-07-13 14:09|| Front Page Top

#7 "Brilliant!"

Posted by SLO Jim 2006-07-13 15:32|| 2006-07-13 15:32|| Front Page Top

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