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2006-09-24 Terror Networks

France, US, unable to confirm report bin Laden dead

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Posted by Fred 2006-09-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 So the Weekend at Bernie's charade continues.

Posted by Lancasters Over Dresden 2006-09-24 14:19|| http://www.michaelcalderonscall.com/HomePage.asp]">[http://www.michaelcalderonscall.com/HomePage.asp] 2006-09-24 14:19|| Front Page Top

#2 UBL:
I don't want to go on the cart!
ZARAHIRI:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER:
I can't take him.
UBL:
I feel fine!
ZARAHIRI:
Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER:
I can't.
ZARAHIRI:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER:
No, I've got to go to see the Taliban. They've lost nine today.
ZARAHIRI:
Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER:
Thursday.
UBL:
I think I'll go for a walk.
ZARAHIRI:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
UBL: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
ZARAHIRI:
Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
ZARAHIRI:
Right. All right.
[howl]I
[clop clop clop]
Who's that, then?
CART MASTER:
I dunno. Must be the 12th Imam.
ZARAHIRI:
Why?
CART MASTER:
He hasn't got @#$% all over him.

Posted by Super Hose 2006-09-24 16:39|| 2006-09-24 16:39|| Front Page Top

#3 Closure vv 9-11 will not occur until Osama's corpus dilecti is verified. During WW2, multiple Amer fighter pilot sources saw Yamamoto's plane go down in flames, to which Japan acknowledged his death and held a national state funeral/procession for his ashes.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-09-24 20:45|| 2006-09-24 20:45|| Front Page Top

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