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2006-10-21 Home Front: WoT
Knucklehead Nabbed In "Dirty Bomb" Hoax
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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-10-21 06:50|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 ...Brahm's other online activity via MySpace and an ambitious blog on which he recorded all of his 2006 masturbatory activity. ... he listed his hobbies as "masturbating, watching foreign language films, playing cards, drumming, and sleeping. One day I hope to leave my house."

I think it was Mark Twain who recommended that teenage boys be nailed into a barrel and fed through the bunghole. Then when they turn 21 either let them out or hammer in the bung. Young Master Brahm is clearly a candidate for the hammer option.
Posted by trailing wife 2006-10-21 07:35||   2006-10-21 07:35|| Front Page Top

#2 Brahm, an avowed Japanese pornography enthusiast

Ah, such bad taste! Jap pr0n sucks ass, if one may put it that way. Much better to concentrate on their old movies, their new wave horror series, and their anime.
Anyway, japonese do love the rape fetish, it is almost mainstream there; so knucklehead's fantaise might very come true if he serves some time, though in an unexpected fashion... although in fact I absolutely don't condone prisoner rape, which is a truly horrible thing happening to the most vulnerable prisoners (white young men with no gang background, just like him).
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-10-21 08:10||   2006-10-21 08:10|| Front Page Top

#3 this guy is such a loser, it's like he's straight out of central casting! In fact, he's such a loser, I wouldn't be surprised if Hollywood wanted to buy the rights to his life story (um...in which case he'd be a winner. hmmm).

Anyway, in this case, 15 minutes of fame will get him 20 years, during which time he can hone his masturbatory arts.
Posted by PlanetDan">PlanetDan  2006-10-21 09:02||   2006-10-21 09:02|| Front Page Top

#4 He sure won't be getting any reach-arounds from Bubba. Bubba's got his standards.
Posted by .com 2006-10-21 09:12||   2006-10-21 09:12|| Front Page Top

#5 "masturbating, watching foreign language films, playing cards, drumming, and sleeping. One day I hope to leave my house."

"once my hand strength is supremely developed"
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-10-21 09:16||   2006-10-21 09:16|| Front Page Top

#6 Just hand him over to the NFL team at the nearest stadium and let him explain to them how "funny" his prank was.
Posted by Dar">Dar  2006-10-21 12:10||   2006-10-21 12:10|| Front Page Top

#7 Jail him for 5-10 years and make him pay restitution for all the extra stadium security costs and officer overtime involved in his apprehension.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2006-10-21 14:05||   2006-10-21 14:05|| Front Page Top

#8 Be interesting to compare his sentence to Lynn Stewart's.
Posted by Grunter 2006-10-21 14:20||   2006-10-21 14:20|| Front Page Top

#9 This guys is a typical /b/tard. /b/ is the section of the image board where this guy posted this stuff repeatdly. In /b/ it's a free for all. The folks who frequent that site don't think what he posted is too funny but they are having a field day over his stupidity.

Have fun with your AIDS /b/tard.
Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2006-10-21 16:20|| www.sockpuppetofdoom.com]">[www.sockpuppetofdoom.com]  2006-10-21 16:20|| Front Page Top

#10 Fox at one time had a show called "The Edge" one segement had "people not connected to reality" One guy was telling his buddy, "It's lots of fun to phone in bomb threats to the White House; They can't trace your phone or nothing!"
Later the same guy in jail is telling his buddy, "Look, all you have to do is say,'No thanks, I'm a heterosexual' and they will leave you alone"
Art imitates life.
Posted by bruce 2006-10-21 18:28||   2006-10-21 18:28|| Front Page Top

#11 lol bruce!
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-10-21 19:37||   2006-10-21 19:37|| Front Page Top

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