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2006-12-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

If You're a Libra, You Probably Suck as a Driver......

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Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-12-14 03:34|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Leos, who are born between July 23-Aug. 22 and are considered generous, motivated people with a desire to excel, seemed to have the least problems behind the wheel,

So, I bring this article to My in-sewer-ants company and get, what, a 20% discount?

And the "generous" part means I have to hit the tip jar this month.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2006-12-14 07:43|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2006-12-14 07:43|| Front Page Top

#2 Other signs that appear to struggle on the road include Aquarius...the water bearer.

Known to make frequent and unexpected stops to address chronic bladder conditions.

Posted by Procopius2k 2006-12-14 09:06|| 2006-12-14 09:06|| Front Page Top

#3 Just plain stupid.

Astrology, that is. Not drivers.

Well ok, them too.

Posted by mojo">mojo 2006-12-14 10:12|| 2006-12-14 10:12|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm a Libra and consider myself to be an excellent driver. I've been involved in a total of 2 accidents in a total of 31 years behind the wheel, one of which was my fault and one of which wasn't.

I've driven from California to Ohio, the East Coast, and through the southwest and deep south more than 5 times making round trips each time. Each round trip totalled more than 2500 miles.

I figure I've logged somewhere around a million miles in the 31 years (or so) I've been driving so that averages to 1 accident every 500 thousand miles.

I'd say that's a pretty good record overall.

Astrology is fortune telling and has about as much worth.

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg 2006-12-14 10:48|| 2006-12-14 10:48|| Front Page Top

#5 It amazes me that in the history of the planet some idiot King or Emporer hasn't tried to forbid births during certain months or create a big push towards births during other months.

Maybe that whack-job in Central Asia who's redoing the calanders will try something like this. What would happen if everyone in a nation was a LIbra (beyond the messy highway problems)?

Posted by rjschwarz 2006-12-14 10:55|| 2006-12-14 10:55|| Front Page Top

#6 It amazes me that in the history of the planet some idiot King or Emporer hasn't tried to forbid births during certain months or create a big push towards births during other months.

Herod tried a post natal approach to that issue iirc

Posted by Procopius2k 2006-12-14 11:10|| 2006-12-14 11:10|| Front Page Top

#7 I resemble this article.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-12-14 13:45|| 2006-12-14 13:45|| Front Page Top

#8 Apparently being born precisely one month premature didn't move me out of the Libra driver category... or so the evidence appears to show. So much for being a Virgo.

Posted by trailing wife 2006-12-14 23:46|| 2006-12-14 23:46|| Front Page Top

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