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2006-12-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by .com 2006-12-28 13:59|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I resolve to down one bottle of nice white wine everytime Bush vetos major leftist legislation. That along should keep me relatively sober the whole next year.

I will resolve next year to convince everyone in the world that the statue at the Lincoln Memorial of Lincoln did a break dance to Snoop Dogg if the new democratic congress cuts domestic spending increases military spending with promises of winning the war on terrorism.

I resolve to learn ballet dancing if the leftist congress cuts NPR funding.

Hey, this is fun. I got a million of 'em!

Posted by badanov 2006-12-28 14:42|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org] 2006-12-28 14:42|| Front Page Top

#2 I resolve to:
- Party hearty when Saddam swings
- Spend more time with my wife and kids
- Party hearty when Castro croaks
- Start that novel I've been thinking about
- Party hearty when the Venezuelan people croak Chavez
- Lose 50 25 10 a couple pounds. No, really.

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2006-12-28 15:03|| 2006-12-28 15:03|| Front Page Top

#3 .com: Your #5 is genius I tell ya...GENIUS!

Posted by Rex Mundi 2006-12-28 15:07|| 2006-12-28 15:07|| Front Page Top

#4 I resolve to piss on John Kerry's leg if the opportunity ever arises.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2006-12-28 15:09|| 2006-12-28 15:09|| Front Page Top

#5 Rex - Awww, you're just sayin' that, lol.

Posted by .com 2006-12-28 15:10|| 2006-12-28 15:10|| Front Page Top

#6 I resolve to be 13.7% more resolute than ever before. Ever.

Posted by Hyper">Hyper 2006-12-28 15:20|| 2006-12-28 15:20|| Front Page Top

#7 i only hope the comment "Grab other conservative pundits for a weekend of headline-grabbing partying in the manner of Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton." was a snark. a panty-less Rush Limbaugh or Bill R. is really more than i want to even contemplate. please pass the steel wool.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2006-12-28 16:30|| 2006-12-28 16:30|| Front Page Top

#8 1) Gain at least 20 pounds
2) Quit extraneous exercise
3) Watch more TV

Posted by eLarson 2006-12-28 16:35|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2006-12-28 16:35|| Front Page Top

#9 eLarson - a strong man making the sacrifices ~~the illegals~~ Americans won't. LOL - Showoff!

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-12-28 17:02|| 2006-12-28 17:02|| Front Page Top

#10 Sad thing is... I'll probably still blow it on the 3rd clause.

Posted by eLarson 2006-12-28 17:17|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2006-12-28 17:17|| Front Page Top

#11 I resolve,

1) To lose at least 20 lbs
2) To spend more time exploring the great outdoors
3) To quit Skoal
4) To finish the rewrite on my 1st novel and complete my 2nd novel
5) To write more, more often, and to do so consistently
6) To fight back against creeping liberalism and multiculturalism in America
7) To defend my country and conservative values with gusto when challenged by some idiot dhimmi
8) To win the lottery
9) To become independently wealthy
10) To celebrate uproariously when Saddam hangs, when OBL is bagged and tagged, when Sadr meets Allah, when the Hildebeast drops out of the Presidential racer, and when the US finally tells the UN to STFU and get the hell out.

I have a dream!

to quote MLK

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg 2006-12-28 18:04|| www.fire-on-the-suns.com]">[www.fire-on-the-suns.com] 2006-12-28 18:04|| Front Page Top

#12 I resolve:
1-Lose 30+ pounds.
2-Find a better job.
3-Kick my lazy son out of the house
4-Complete construction of my study/office/fortress of solitude.
5-Co-host at least one Rantapaloza in Sacramento.
6-Clean up my Garage.
7-Find and destroy whatever is creating that smell in my son's room.
8-Explore running for a local government post.
9-Train my dog to bite Democrats (except my parents).
10-Hit tip jar once a quarter.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2006-12-28 18:17|| 2006-12-28 18:17|| Front Page Top

#13 I Resolve

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Posted by Spembolov 2006-12-28 18:34|| 2006-12-28 18:34|| Front Page Top

#14 I made a New Year's Resolution about 20 years ago that I've easily kept ever since.
The Resolution?
To NEVER AGAIN make a New Year's Resolution.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-12-28 19:21|| 2006-12-28 19:21|| Front Page Top

#15 Learn how to make a perfect Hangman's Noose in time for Saddam's big night. And a damn fine daiquiri just in case I can't make it to Miami when El Jefe officially assumes room temperature.

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-12-28 20:09|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[ http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2006-12-28 20:09|| Front Page Top

#16 learn quickly...you have til Sunday

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-12-28 20:13|| 2006-12-28 20:13|| Front Page Top

#17 teach Zenster how to embed links.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-12-28 20:18|| 2006-12-28 20:18|| Front Page Top

#18 ...

To quit dip.
To take a good shot when I have it.
To fight the goblins anyway I can get away with it.

To encourage others to do the same.

Posted by OldSpook 2006-12-28 20:52|| 2006-12-28 20:52|| Front Page Top

#19 I've kept my resolutions for the last two yeats. Now comes the hardest one:

I resolve to get more exercise, including running, which helps me get lean and fit (even though I have to hold up the rack while doing it, otherwise, ouch!)

Keeping resolutions short, sweet and ATTAINABLE...that's what works for me.

Posted by Jules 2006-12-28 21:37|| 2006-12-28 21:37|| Front Page Top

#20 #14 Jim - great minds think alike. ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2006-12-28 21:57|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2006-12-28 21:57|| Front Page Top

#21 I resolve to survive two trailing daughters behind the wheel. I don't think I can handle much more this year -- td #1 got her licence today, td#2 will get her learner's permit by the end of the summer. And I'll mail off my pittance to Fred when the year rolls over ('cause I'm an end user and I don't do paypal, that's why).

Of course I'll keep reading Rantburg and trying to learn whatever y'all are willing to teach. But that's an easy one. :-) And throw celebratory tea parties for the certified deaths of certain overachievers in the wrong direction... with the hard stuff on the sideboard for those who don't like tea, of course.

Posted by trailing wife 2006-12-28 22:11|| 2006-12-28 22:11|| Front Page Top

#22 Oh, and buy a Mac and give up on Windows once and for all. Ptui.

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2006-12-28 22:19|| 2006-12-28 22:19|| Front Page Top

#23 I resolve to start smoking. I resolve to choke slam a liberal war protestor. I resolve to kick my brothers ass when he gets back from Bagdad. I resolve to keep enjoying dating the "wrong" girls. I resolve to move to a warm climate. I resolve attend a rant-a-palooza.

Posted by Mike N. 2006-12-28 22:26|| 2006-12-28 22:26|| Front Page Top

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