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Jimmy Carter's front-yard burial plans have his Georgia hometown excited

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Posted by tu3031 2007-01-10 15:25|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Time to get the bladder into 24 Hours of Daytnoa shape, it's been awhile.

Posted by Shipman 2007-01-10 16:13|| 2007-01-10 16:13|| Front Page Top

#2 He was a navy man, I propose burial at sea, like my dead goldfish.

Posted by SR-71 2007-01-10 16:15|| 2007-01-10 16:15|| Front Page Top

#3 Some wit could have a lot of fun leaving some voodoo novelties lying around in its vicinity, like chicken feet, and sketch a few devilish sketches nearby. A pentagram with squiggles in its corners, some cave art type pics. Maybe a roadkill dog or cat.

Then let superstitious cracker nature take its course.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-01-10 16:29|| 2007-01-10 16:29|| Front Page Top

#4 Damn my hopes were dashed...

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2007-01-10 16:52|| www.sockpuppetofdoom.com]">[www.sockpuppetofdoom.com] 2007-01-10 16:52|| Front Page Top

#5 Yeah, it'll be a tourist attraction all right. Anyone with any brains or patriotism who lived through that bastard's four years of idiotic fecklessness would probably be willing to pay the bucks to go to that worthless little burg just for the opportunity to piss on Jimmah's grave. May God damn him to an everlasting Hell for the evil he did while claiming to do good!

Posted by mac 2007-01-10 17:02|| 2007-01-10 17:02|| Front Page Top

He has been to Moscow alot, after all. I'll betcha the Plains folks are excited about this.

People will file past the corpse, circulated with formaldehyde for eternity...

Posted by BigEd 2007-01-10 17:36|| 2007-01-10 17:36|| Front Page Top

#7
In the flower garden, like Fluffy, my dead hamster.

Posted by Master of Obvious 2007-01-10 17:37|| 2007-01-10 17:37|| Front Page Top

#8 Or like Tommy my yellow cat...

Posted by BigEd 2007-01-10 17:38|| 2007-01-10 17:38|| Front Page Top

#9 They could bury him with his rear end sticking up out of the ground so there'd be a place to park a bicycle(?).

At least he'd have a use then...

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg 2007-01-10 17:43|| 2007-01-10 17:43|| Front Page Top

#10 They could bury him with his rear end sticking up out of the ground so there'd be a place to park a bicycle(?). At least he'd have a use then...

FOTSGreg - Who wants to have that smeared on their tire?

Posted by BigEd 2007-01-10 18:04|| 2007-01-10 18:04|| Front Page Top

#11 You just know this is gonna the the place to take a '76 Camaro and do donuts on the lawn.

Posted by ed 2007-01-10 18:10|| 2007-01-10 18:10|| Front Page Top

#12 Then let superstitious cracker nature take its course.

Excuse me! What kind of nature?

Posted by Cracker 2007-01-10 18:45|| 2007-01-10 18:45|| Front Page Top

#13 Why can't we bury him now?

Posted by john 2007-01-10 19:13|| 2007-01-10 19:13|| Front Page Top

#14 Buried in his front yard??? How vain is this guy? Normally people want to be buried in some nice quiet place, in a tastefully done setting. Man, Lenin and Stalin, Junior. This is really tacky.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2007-01-10 21:04|| 2007-01-10 21:04|| Front Page Top

#15 plant some plastic pink flamingos above him as well...

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-01-10 21:11|| 2007-01-10 21:11|| Front Page Top

#16 I bet the all the Islamocommiewannabees are getting nervous envisioning a world without Dhimmi Carter. Afterall, there is no better way to fleece America than get Dhimmi involved.

I just hope poetic justic finds Dhimmi in the west bank kissing paleo ass when Ahmewhackjob decides to summon the 12th I-mom with a nuking of the Holy Land.

Iran is the crown jewel in Dhimmis legacy.

Posted by Lanny Ddub 2007-01-10 23:04|| 2007-01-10 23:04|| Front Page Top

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