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2007-03-23 Down Under

How do you defrost a giant squid? With a giant microwave!

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Posted by Free Radical 2007-03-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Thats a lot of delicious "good for the gout/ulcer" Spicy Squid - order for the day is lotsa beer + espec antacids.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-03-23 00:44|| 2007-03-23 00:44|| Front Page Top

#2 Microwave calimari . . . now in economical institutional bulk packs!

Posted by Mike 2007-03-23 06:07|| 2007-03-23 06:07|| Front Page Top

#3 Microwave calamari?

Kill the blasphemer!

Posted by Fred 2007-03-23 11:35|| 2007-03-23 11:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Taste like rubber chicken!

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-03-23 11:36|| 2007-03-23 11:36|| Front Page Top

#5 Tartar sauce imports way up in New Zealand.

Posted by Thinemp Whimble 2007-03-23 11:50|| 2007-03-23 11:50|| Front Page Top

#6 with the help of infra-red technology

So, like, they're going to use heat? How revolutionary!

Posted by trailing wife 2007-03-23 12:11|| 2007-03-23 12:11|| Front Page Top

#7 Just freeze dry it and skip the thawing.

Posted by 3dc 2007-03-23 12:32|| 2007-03-23 12:32|| Front Page Top

#8 They can thaw it with that microwave crowd control thingy our military invented.

Its gender has not yet been determined, but it is suspected to be a female. Females are often larger.

That's because they've been battered. [rimshot]

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-03-23 17:06|| 2007-03-23 17:06|| Front Page Top

#9 Battered you say? A woman you say?
Then send her to TEMPURA HOUSE, the home for lightly battered women.

Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal and don't forget to tip your servers.

Posted by remoteman 2007-03-23 18:59|| 2007-03-23 18:59|| Front Page Top

#10 We'll miss remoteman, but it had to be.

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-03-23 20:59|| 2007-03-23 20:59|| Front Page Top

#11 How do you defrost a giant squid? With a giant microwave!

Don't forget to poke holes in the plastic wrap covering the Squid in order to release the build up of steam while defrosting.

After 8 to 9 min uncover Squid. Now Rotate every 3 or 4 minutes until thawed.

Posted by RD 2007-03-23 21:11|| 2007-03-23 21:11|| Front Page Top

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