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2007-03-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Malaysia warns drivers not to honk at elephants

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Posted by Fred 2007-03-26 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Can you scream "Move ya fat ass!" out the window?

Posted by tu3031 2007-03-26 16:34|| 2007-03-26 16:34|| Front Page Top

#2 In other words: Don't honk if your car doesn't have a bigger trunk.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-03-26 16:44|| 2007-03-26 16:44|| Front Page Top

#3 There's nothing more dangerous than a honked-off elephant.

Posted by Mike 2007-03-26 17:26|| 2007-03-26 17:26|| Front Page Top

#4 And never get behind one in a drive thru, altho they have a huge memory their verbaliztions are poor and their orders are huge.

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-03-26 18:56|| 2007-03-26 18:56|| Front Page Top

#5 once went to darkest Africa where I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamsa I'll never know. I tried to take his tusks off but they were very tight so I went to Alabama where the Tuscaloosa. Groucho Marx.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2007-03-26 20:55|| 2007-03-26 20:55|| Front Page Top

#6 yeh Groucho!

Posted by RD 2007-03-26 22:05|| 2007-03-26 22:05|| Front Page Top

#7 "How dare you ask me to join a club that would have someone like me as a member!"

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-03-26 23:15|| 2007-03-26 23:15|| Front Page Top

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