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2007-05-02 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Killer sex toads in mating frenzy with £20,000 carp

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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-05-02 11:34|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Horny toads.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2007-05-02 12:10|| 2007-05-02 12:10|| Front Page Top

#2 Toads that mistake fish for lady toads tend not to create many offspring, I imagine. So likely that problem will evaporate shortly. In the meantime, lake manager Mr. Heelis might want to consider stocking a fish species less attractive to the toads.

Posted by trailing wife 2007-05-02 12:29|| 2007-05-02 12:29|| Front Page Top

#3 Look - this is normal behavior. Don't all of us want to mate above our social class?

Posted by GORT 2007-05-02 14:15|| 2007-05-02 14:15|| Front Page Top

#4 This is way funny: in North Yorks, move a toad, get arrested by the envoro-police, In Washington State, dbink a horse, make a movie.....

Posted by USN. Ret. 2007-05-02 15:26|| 2007-05-02 15:26|| Front Page Top

#5 Like a fish without a bicycle...

Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek 2007-05-02 16:22|| 2007-05-02 16:22|| Front Page Top

#6 Best teaser title in a month...
Fred, should we have a new category - like idiot of the day?

Posted by Oscar Spunter9881 2007-05-02 17:06|| 2007-05-02 17:06|| Front Page Top

#7 10,000 pounds for Carp? I'll go down to the river and catch them some really big ones, say 15 to 20 pounds. I'll make a fortune!

Posted by Deacon Blues 2007-05-02 17:12|| 2007-05-02 17:12|| Front Page Top

#8 Killer sex toads in mating frenzy with £20,000 carp

we object, not fair! dat Carpy waz a real cheap Prude wid a bad pump!

heh for sum real slimy Pond fun call us'n for sum Toad Bukkake

Posted by RD">RD 2007-05-02 22:43|| 2007-05-02 22:43|| Front Page Top

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