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2007-05-18 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Sneaze 2007-05-18 12:39|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 This could be interesting; several years ago, a co-worker decided to lube the chain of his motorcycle whilst on the center stand and in gear ( it being so tedious to manually rotate the tire to get to the entire chain, don'chano?)
anyway, clipped the end of his index finger off and the medics flushed it and just sewed the end shut since the trimmins' were too amall and fragged to mess with. fast forward three years and his entire right hand is gone, because it seems the gangrene set in and multiple attempts to clean it out were less than successful.
we can only hope for a similiar fate with cap'n al-hook.

Posted by USN. Ret. 2007-05-18 16:14|| 2007-05-18 16:14|| Front Page Top

#2 Sucks to be him. I'll bet it is really uncomfortable. And probably a little stinky, too.

Well, more than usual.

Posted by eLarson 2007-05-18 16:33|| 2007-05-18 16:33|| Front Page Top

#3 They removed the best part. How'd he lose that hand (and eye) in the first place? Some kind of 'red wire/green wire' mistake?

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2007-05-18 16:39|| 2007-05-18 16:39|| Front Page Top

#4 Awwwwwwww...let's hope it spreads to his balls.

Posted by tu3031 2007-05-18 17:16|| 2007-05-18 17:16|| Front Page Top

#5 "...the notorious Guantanamo Bay detention centre."

Hey - we've been upgraded!

Posted by Raj 2007-05-18 17:45|| 2007-05-18 17:45|| Front Page Top

#6 Too bad Hamza, my femtoviolin is in the shop.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-05-18 18:44|| 2007-05-18 18:44|| Front Page Top

#7 surgeons removed one and a half inches of bone

Sounds suitably painful...

Posted by John Frum 2007-05-18 19:02|| 2007-05-18 19:02|| Front Page Top

#8 A Mooj with a suppurating stump. Sweet...

Posted by Dave D.">Dave D. 2007-05-18 19:42|| 2007-05-18 19:42|| Front Page Top

#9 "surgeons removed one and a half inches of bone"

Too bad it wasn't from the top of his head - straight down, not around.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-05-18 19:49|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-05-18 19:49|| Front Page Top

#10 Did he have a "work" accident, that is, he unwittingly became a splodadope while messin with explosives?

His legal team fears he could be held with other al Qaeda suspects and possibly tortured at the notorious Guantanamo Bay detention centre.

I fear he won't.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-05-18 19:55|| 2007-05-18 19:55|| Front Page Top

#11 If he's moved to Gitmo, he'd be a stone's through from the excellent Cuban health care system.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2007-05-18 20:35|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2007-05-18 20:35|| Front Page Top

#12 Cut it off at the shoulder, pack him in dry ice and ship him to Cuba via slow freighter. Why do we want to feed this useless turd ? We'll never extract anything useful from him. Do we have sharks in a glass tank there at the bay that need to be fed ?

Posted by Woozle Elmeter2970 2007-05-18 20:55|| 2007-05-18 20:55|| Front Page Top

#13 Big Mo never needed no surgery, nor no antibiotics neither. You could look it up.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-05-18 22:58|| 2007-05-18 22:58|| Front Page Top

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