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2007-07-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Seafarious 2007-07-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 My spam seems to be evenly divided between bamboo flooring and penis "enarglement". I don't know what the latter is, but I suspect that I would prefer it even less than bamboo flooring.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-07-19 00:11|| 2007-07-19 00:11|| Front Page Top

#2 Is it a cell phone number or is it his address in GITMO? which would explain the vacancy.

Posted by Super Hose 2007-07-19 01:21|| 2007-07-19 01:21|| Front Page Top

#3 i don't know about other RBurgers but I'd hate to have my Penis and Bamboo interact in anyway, shape or form..

Posted by RD 2007-07-19 02:18|| 2007-07-19 02:18|| Front Page Top

#4 Ha!... I just emptied out my spam-box, which included a plaintive missive from someone named "Latrina"...

Which was good for a giggle, before I hit the "empty" command.

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2007-07-19 09:10|| www.celiahayes.com]">[www.celiahayes.com] 2007-07-19 09:10|| Front Page Top

#5 How many crores in an acre ?

Posted by wxjames 2007-07-19 11:52|| 2007-07-19 11:52|| Front Page Top

#6 wxjames: I think the real question is how many crores are in a rupee?

Posted by BA 2007-07-19 12:07|| 2007-07-19 12:07|| Front Page Top

#7 I believe a crore is a monetary unit. 100 lahk to the crore.

Posted by Thinemp Whimble">Thinemp Whimble 2007-07-19 12:12|| 2007-07-19 12:12|| Front Page Top

#8 According to this site,

100 lakhs = 10 lacs = 1 crore = 10 million Indian rupees

Posted by lotp 2007-07-19 12:26|| 2007-07-19 12:26|| Front Page Top

#9 Same thing for Pakistan

Posted by lotp 2007-07-19 12:27|| 2007-07-19 12:27|| Front Page Top

#10 Tariq Road is in Karachi. 4 Lacs = 4,000,000 Pakistani rupees = $66000US (approximately). On the other hand, it does include a Masjid (mosque).

Posted by Rambler">Rambler 2007-07-19 12:45|| 2007-07-19 12:45|| Front Page Top

#11 1500 sq. yards Bangalow

Soooo ... Is a "bangalow" sorta like a bungalow except it's fer makin' whoopee?

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-07-19 13:18|| 2007-07-19 13:18|| Front Page Top

#12 I would've guessed a bungalow in Bangalore, Zen, but I like your definition better!

And, do they really mean square yards (not square feet)? What is it with these jihadis using an infidel's units?

Posted by BA 2007-07-19 13:31|| 2007-07-19 13:31|| Front Page Top

#13 The all time spam champ has to be supposedly from some woman who, "When she gets excited, she soils her panties."

Now *that* sounds like a fun date.

"Hey look! I got us some tickets to the concert!"

"Oh, goodie! (fraaaap) Oops. Excuse me, I need to go to the ladies' room. I pooped in my underwear again."

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-07-19 21:23|| 2007-07-19 21:23|| Front Page Top

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