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2007-07-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-07-20 07:49|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ] Top

#1 Here is the original article on the original site.

Look at the pic and remember that date, dude. She'll be on your back for the rest of your life.

Only in a website like Hamptons.com can we think of green dating and not think of VD.

And to the ordinary folks who post here: The only green date you will get from a young, beautiful eco-sexual female who haunts the Hamptons will be the one at $2500 a night, $500 if you want to snuggle with her all night long.

Posted by badanov 2007-07-20 08:07|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org] 2007-07-20 08:07|| Front Page Top

#2 **** the environment

Posted by Chineper Lumplump5050 2007-07-20 08:30|| 2007-07-20 08:30|| Front Page Top

#3 Heather Buchanan is a bon vivant around the Hamptons...

Bon vivant. How do ya get a gig like that?

Posted by tu3031 2007-07-20 08:39|| 2007-07-20 08:39|| Front Page Top

#4 The noun bon vivant has one meaning:

Meaning #1: a person devoted to refined sensuous enjoyment (especially good food and drink)
Synonyms: epicure, gourmet, gastronome, epicurean

Meaning #2: a hypocrite

Posted by BrerRabbit 2007-07-20 08:47|| 2007-07-20 08:47|| Front Page Top

#5 I could do that...
Are they taking resumes?

Posted by tu3031 2007-07-20 08:53|| 2007-07-20 08:53|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm a graysexual (aging). Believe me the aging thing takes care of the ecosexual concerns. You really don't have to worry or even think about environmental-sexual concerns unless you are still plowing up grass as a sexagenarian or a septuagenarian.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-07-20 09:33|| 2007-07-20 09:33|| Front Page Top

#7 Jeesh - these people sound like they have about as much fun as two school marms visiting Emily Post's house.

The bike thing would be cool though. Daisy, Daisy, .....

Posted by AT 2007-07-20 11:13|| 2007-07-20 11:13|| Front Page Top

#8 B Movies here I come!

Catholic girl Ecosexual Madness!

"Once I started tree hugging, we had a few drinks,
I noticed those looong limbs..."

Posted by flash91 2007-07-20 11:21|| 2007-07-20 11:21|| Front Page Top

#9 Let's not rush to judgement here, folks; the showering together thing has some merit

Posted by Photer Brown7462 2007-07-20 12:09|| 2007-07-20 12:09|| Front Page Top

#10 I wonder how "Ecosexual Girls Gone Wild" would play out?

Posted by JohnQC 2007-07-20 18:09|| 2007-07-20 18:09|| Front Page Top

#11 "Ecosexual Girls Gone Wild

An Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden theme, I'd expect. Flowers in her hair, dancing around the trees - Slow mo of nude Eve eathing the apple, tied down by the snake.

Also popular would be the Eco-Mud Girls. High on the list would be - Girls without air conditioning.

Posted by AT 2007-07-20 20:57|| 2007-07-20 20:57|| Front Page Top

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