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2007-08-23 Arabia

Jihadists Anonymous: 12 step program in Saudi

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Posted by Beau 2007-08-23 12:58|| || Front Page|| [10 views ] Top

#1 Too thin, not convinced.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-08-23 15:58|| 2007-08-23 15:58|| Front Page Top

#2 Jihadist 12 Step Program

1. Confess najis: Realize that your impure state obstructed your advance towards true Islamic purity.

2. Admit fitnah: Understand that your conduct was a form of disorder that did not help advance Islam or Islamic goals.

3. Perform taubah: Repent your wrongdoing and realign yourself to the superior ways of Islam.

4. Seek astaghfirullah: Ask forgiveness of Allah for your egregious tresspasses against the ummah.

5. Make dua: Perform a supplication to Allah that he might better guide you in your profound ignorance.

6. Deliver shahadah: Issue a profession of faith by declaring yourself cleansed of impure pursuits.

7. Commit to hanifiyyah: Devote oneself to Allah and his commandments to uphold the greater glory of Islam.

8. Renew ibahdaah: Rejuvenate the sense of worship for Allah's everlasting gift to all pious and worthy Muslims.

9. Declare taqwa: Rededicate oneself to piety and Islamic purity.

10. Remove shakk: Eliminate all doubt as to your goal of spiritual righteousness.

11. Display qasd: Be resolute in advancing the goals of jihad.

12. Avow yameen: Make an oath that your previously impure state was a form of disorder that caused unsuccessful deeds of wrongdoing and seek forgiveness by making supplications so that your new profession of faith will manifest in devotion to worshipping Allah along with Islamic purity by no longer doubting how resolute your striving must be in attaining far greater success at killing even more of the kuffar than your last miserable attempts to do so.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-08-23 16:02|| 2007-08-23 16:02|| Front Page Top

#3 Watch out, Zenster. If you keep reading that stuff it'll rot your brain.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-08-23 16:50|| 2007-08-23 16:50|| Front Page Top

#4 Didn't get the punch line eh, EU6305?

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-08-23 19:47|| 2007-08-23 19:47|| Front Page Top

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