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2007-11-20 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Fred 2007-11-20 10:30|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Last night a friend told me this story. Recently, a really fat woman fell down the stairs, and when the body was found days later, her husband and dog were beneath her, also quite dead.
Is this fact or just a hate crime ?

Posted by wxjames 2007-11-20 10:44|| 2007-11-20 10:44|| Front Page Top

#2 "Her favorite brand of jeans are 'Wide Load--No Passing'!"

Posted by Dar">Dar 2007-11-20 10:58|| 2007-11-20 10:58|| Front Page Top

#3 apologies in advance

"..I had to use an elephant gun"

"..I couldn't even get the Japanese to do the deed for me"

"..she was still observing ramadan"

"..the call to prayer was 'moon over miami'"

Hope everyone's lunch has more taste than this post

Posted by swksvolFF 2007-11-20 13:08|| 2007-11-20 13:08|| Front Page Top

#4 I just had lunch at a chinese restaurant outside of Ramey Base in Aguadilla, Puerto Rico. This story had more taste.

Posted by Xenophon">Xenophon 2007-11-20 13:45|| 2007-11-20 13:45|| Front Page Top

#5 I eat hospital cafeteria food. 'Nuff said.

Posted by Excalibur 2007-11-20 15:17|| 2007-11-20 15:17|| Front Page Top

#6 ""How fat was she, Muhammad?" "

She was so fat that when she sat around the house, she sat AROUND the house.

""How fat was she, Muhammad?""
She was so fat the her shadow weighed 40 pounds"

Posted by USN,Ret. 2007-11-20 15:38|| 2007-11-20 15:38|| Front Page Top

#7 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, may she rest in peace.

Posted by rammer">rammer 2007-11-20 21:43|| www.blogoram.com]">[www.blogoram.com] 2007-11-20 21:43|| Front Page Top

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