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2007-12-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Hillary's plan for repelling an alien invasion
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Posted by Mike 2007-12-17 10:17|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [469 views ]  Top

#1 I want to believe!
Posted by Raj 2007-12-17 10:27||   2007-12-17 10:27|| Front Page Top

#2 That's what America does - we'd find a way to win if it happened

Unless the dhimocrats were in charge then they would surrender as fast as they could.
Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader  2007-12-17 10:45||   2007-12-17 10:45|| Front Page Top

#3 "Independence Day"? Oh, brother. Yeah, Hil, that's a likely scenario.

These mooks need to read more. Try James Tiptree, Jr's "The Screwfly Solution"... No big saucers, no alien networks with inexplicably understandable protocols, just total extermination for humans.

It's a real estate deal, you see, and we're in the way.
Posted by mojo">mojo  2007-12-17 10:56||   2007-12-17 10:56|| Front Page Top

#4 Maybe Clinton doesn't remember how the people cheered when the White House got blown up.
Posted by Rambler">Rambler  2007-12-17 11:10||   2007-12-17 11:10|| Front Page Top

#5 or that the First Lady got mortally wounded...
Posted by Querent 2007-12-17 12:37||   2007-12-17 12:37|| Front Page Top

#6 @ #5: I think he might have been fine with that then. She's probably cool with that now too.
Posted by kwame 2007-12-17 13:42||   2007-12-17 13:42|| Front Page Top

#7 Notice how they forgot that in the movie no one got their act together until the Aliens were kind enough to wipe out all the hard core blue districts first? They even ejected their Harry "We've Lost" Reid character -

"The only mistake I ever made was to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you Secretary of Defense! However, that is a mistake—I am happy to say—that I don't have to live with. Mr. [Albert] Nimziki, you're fired!"
Posted by Procopius2k 2007-12-17 13:54||   2007-12-17 13:54|| Front Page Top

#8 Good point, P2K. Also, remember how the "exotic dancer" confessed to the First Lady that she had voted for the other candidate. How many exotic dancers vote Republican?
Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-12-17 15:04||   2007-12-17 15:04|| Front Page Top

#9 I would not be surprised if most exotic dancers vote Republican. They have to work for a living without the benefit of tenure, unions or a bullet-proof government job.
Posted by Excalibur 2007-12-17 15:51||   2007-12-17 15:51|| Front Page Top

#10 How many exotic dancers vote?
Posted by doc 2007-12-17 15:59||   2007-12-17 15:59|| Front Page Top

#11 How many exotic dancers vote?

Let's go ask 'em!
Posted by SteveS 2007-12-17 16:11||   2007-12-17 16:11|| Front Page Top

#12  How many exotic dancers vote?

Let's go ask 'em!

Field trip!
Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader  2007-12-17 16:19||   2007-12-17 16:19|| Front Page Top

#13 I would guess that most exotic dancers vote Dem if they even vote. The Republicans are generally against vice and that often includes strip clubs and such. Dems are all for vice as long as it won't cost them votes.
Posted by rjschwarz 2007-12-17 16:28||   2007-12-17 16:28|| Front Page Top

#14 Actually, Hilly, most of your friends think that's Bush's ploy - try to unite the Country behind the (baseless, of course) fear of the Islamic Crusaders.

I thought you called it "Fear-Mongering".
Posted by Bobby 2007-12-17 17:09||   2007-12-17 17:09|| Front Page Top

#15 I believe it was REDDIT > NEWLY DISCOVERED SPACE SIGNALS OF AMBIGUOS INTERPRETATION > iff signals are ever indeed from a non-human space civilization, NO WAY TO KNOW/PROVE IFF THE ETS ARE FRIENDLIES???

OTOH, could be just more LOST TIME TOURISTS/STUDENTS TWEENIES, etc. from Earth's future, trashing old Earth wid their Soylent Green, Red, etc. Space Big Macs on a Friday nite.
Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-12-17 17:48||   2007-12-17 17:48|| Front Page Top

#16 If elected, all hill needs to do to prevent the destruction fo the whitehouse is sunbathe nude on the roof... anyone human or alien looking to target the area will be struck permantly blind. she can work the 'inhuman shield' in shifts with pelosi, boxer, and helen thomas. it might even burn out the circuits of the russian sats...
Posted by Abu do you love 2007-12-17 18:50||   2007-12-17 18:50|| Front Page Top

#17 Actually BJ really enjoyed seeing the destruction of the White House on the screen, because he imagined Hillary was inside.
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2007-12-17 19:58||   2007-12-17 19:58|| Front Page Top

#18 I'm thinking it would be more like the Twilight Zone episode, To Serve Man, based on the Damon Knight short story: “It's a cookbook!”
Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow  2007-12-17 20:38||   2007-12-17 20:38|| Front Page Top

#19 RUMORMILLNEWS Poster > claims that the USA is orbiting a NUCLEAR MISSLE SPACE PLATFORM(S), likely targeted/sighted towards EURASIA???
Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-12-17 21:59||   2007-12-17 21:59|| Front Page Top

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