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2007-12-19 -Lurid Crime Tales-

The most persuasive argument for gun control I've ever seen

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Posted by Mike 2007-12-19 12:22|| || Front Page|| [10 views ] Top

#1 Wasn't it suggested that the armed female Iraqi patrol groups be equipped with these? Perhaps also with some sponge bob hand grenades...'Oh, who lives in a pinapple right by your knees? Evil and loud and punished are thee!'

Posted by swksvolFF 2007-12-19 12:37|| 2007-12-19 12:37|| Front Page Top

Name this fetish.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-12-19 13:31|| 2007-12-19 13:31|| Front Page Top

#3 Other kneeling positions worth trying ?

Posted by wxjames 2007-12-19 13:50|| 2007-12-19 13:50|| Front Page Top

#4 "Not for the faint of heart."

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Posted by DepotGuy 2007-12-19 15:25|| 2007-12-19 15:25|| Front Page Top

#5 BTW - Sorry to ruin a good spoof but people see this shit and actually believe it. Just like this online store "Gizmodo" fell for it.

Posted by DepotGuy 2007-12-19 15:45|| 2007-12-19 15:45|| Front Page Top

#6 I like the "hello kitty" goof - that's funny. Although, my shotgun says "hello bitch" on it.

Posted by Broadhead6 2007-12-19 22:58|| 2007-12-19 22:58|| Front Page Top

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