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2007-12-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by john frum 2007-12-21 13:39|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 So the following is a lie and I really will need dentures?

"candy's dandy, liquor's quicker, but sex won't rot your teeth?

Posted by USN,Ret. 2007-12-21 14:09|| 2007-12-21 14:09|| Front Page Top

#2 "Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I do this!"
"Then don't do that!"

"Doctor! Doctor! I have deja vu and amnesia!"
"You again? Forget about it!"

"Doctor! Doctor! Why are you taking my temperature with your finger?"
"I'm not taking your temperature, it's not a finger, and I'm not a Doctor!"

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-12-21 19:41|| 2007-12-21 19:41|| Front Page Top

#3 "candy's dandy, liquor's quicker, but sex won't rot your teeth?

Well USN, depends on how you're doing it.

Posted by OldSpook 2007-12-21 21:34|| 2007-12-21 21:34|| Front Page Top

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