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2008-02-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by John Frum 2008-02-18 09:23|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 The label claims it is made in China. If you do not like the sound of injections, the same amount of money will also get you a small tub of cream. There is no description of what the product contains or how to apply it; just the words "Big bottoms and big breasts", and two illustrating pictures.

That sounds very safe, at least as much as the skin-whitening creams so popular for african girls, if not more!

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-02-18 10:21|| 2008-02-18 10:21|| Front Page Top

#2 Take 2 tubs of Crisco and call me in the morning.

Posted by Dr. Bobaraba 2008-02-18 10:25|| 2008-02-18 10:25|| Front Page Top

#3 I like big butts

Posted by Sir Mix-a-lot">Sir Mix-a-lot 2008-02-18 10:32|| 2008-02-18 10:32|| Front Page Top

#4 "I like bacon, I like grits, I like girls with great-big butts. Honey let me be your Salty Dog"

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-02-18 10:38|| 2008-02-18 10:38|| Front Page Top

#5 "Ain't gonna 'bump' no more with no big fat woman . . . "

Posted by Mike 2008-02-18 11:11|| 2008-02-18 11:11|| Front Page Top

#6 "Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery - huh
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me"

Posted by Steve">Steve 2008-02-18 11:57|| 2008-02-18 11:57|| Front Page Top

#7 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2008-02-18 12:03|| 2008-02-18 12:03|| Front Page Top

#8 Since this includes "butts" and "vitamin B-12" in the same story, I wonder how long it will take Henry Waxman to look into the story and schedule a hearing?

Posted by Jack is Back!">Jack is Back! 2008-02-18 13:41|| 2008-02-18 13:41|| Front Page Top

#9 In Senegal the word is jaayfunde, meaning porridge seller; the lady who makes the porridge gets to eat it, therefore develops a large derierre. #2 daughter is studying in Senegal for a year, and has concluded that the jaayfunde is necessary for surviving the the bumps and jabs received while riding public transportation.

Posted by mom ">mom 2008-02-18 15:51|| http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com]">[http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com] 2008-02-18 15:51|| Front Page Top

#10 they could always get a butt prosthesis like Hank Hill (who suffers from Diminished Gluteal Syndrome (DGS))

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-02-18 17:22|| 2008-02-18 17:22|| Front Page Top

#11 Ivory Coast's 'big-bottom' craze

my edumacation has been rounded out.

Posted by RD">RD 2008-02-18 23:53|| 2008-02-18 23:53|| Front Page Top

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