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2008-03-31 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Environmental Impact of Greenpeace Founder's Corpse

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Posted by Alaska Paul 2008-03-31 13:40|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Have him stuffed and mounted on the prow of the Rainbow Warrior...

Posted by tu3031 2008-03-31 14:28|| 2008-03-31 14:28|| Front Page Top

#2 best suggestion by far

Posted by john frum 2008-03-31 14:31|| 2008-03-31 14:31|| Front Page Top

#3 Let's cut him into tiny, tiny bits, and discreetly disperse them along hiking trails, so critters can eat them. Voilà! No pollution. And even if there is pollution as it was done with discretion, no one will know, so it's like it never happened.

Posted by anonymous5089 2008-03-31 14:42|| 2008-03-31 14:42|| Front Page Top

#4 Fire him into the sun.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2008-03-31 15:02|| 2008-03-31 15:02|| Front Page Top

#5 Darth---don't do that. Don't pi$$ off the sun. It could change everything---global warming, global cooling, dogs and cats living together......

Posted by Alaska Paul 2008-03-31 15:18|| 2008-03-31 15:18|| Front Page Top

#6 Alex, What is Soylet Green?

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-03-31 15:44|| 2008-03-31 15:44|| Front Page Top

#7 Burial at sea, wrapped in Al Gore's hide.

Posted by Grunter 2008-03-31 17:43|| 2008-03-31 17:43|| Front Page Top

#8 Don't forget to remove all that deadly mercury from his teeth fillings. (Giggle, choke.)

Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim 2008-03-31 20:08|| 2008-03-31 20:08|| Front Page Top

#9 You lucky bastard, you'll probably get away with crucification.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-03-31 20:25|| 2008-03-31 20:25|| Front Page Top

#10 Toss him in a hole and fill it with (more) horse shit. Plant roses.

Posted by Thush Gonque 2008-03-31 22:15|| 2008-03-31 22:15|| Front Page Top

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