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Posted by Mike 2009-08-12 15:49|| || Front Page|| [5 views ]  Top

#1 Val Kilmer, you say... isn't he the guy who bloated up just like Marlon Brando... except he couldn't act?
Posted by Blinky Ulase9318 2009-08-12 18:10||   2009-08-12 18:10|| Front Page Top

#2 It's kind of sad, really - Val Kilmer. He was absolutely hilarious in Top Secret and Real Genius, as well as being quite dishy, and he proved that he could sing, too ... so sad, really. A case of accelerated Marlon Brando Disease. They start out talented and gorgeous, then something happens, they begin believing all the hype ... and hey, presto, before a couple of decades have passed, there they are, talentless, fat, utterly humorous and has-been, suffocating all the projects they are involved with, with the horrendous weight of their presence.
Posted by Sgt. Mom">Sgt. Mom  2009-08-12 19:44|| http://www.celiahayes.com]">[http://www.celiahayes.com]  2009-08-12 19:44|| Front Page Top

#3 Sounds like Al Gore. Only Al never was very good.
Posted by CrazyFool 2009-08-12 19:57||   2009-08-12 19:57|| Front Page Top

#4 You beat me to it, CrazyFool.
Posted by lotp 2009-08-12 20:13||   2009-08-12 20:13|| Front Page Top

#5 Kilmer (and Robt Downey Jr.) were awesome in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. In it he plays a gay P.I., go figure. Rent it if you want some laughs. I got it on DVD for father's day - loved it (note that he was an *actor* in it). As a politician or climate change guru or Director?...not so much
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2009-08-12 21:12||   2009-08-12 21:12|| Front Page Top

#6 Unfortunately/fortunately, he's given consideration to be the Donk to replace Bill Richardson as governor of New Mexico. It's not like we need someone playing Governor William J. Lepetomane at this time.
Posted by Procopius2k 2009-08-12 21:27||   2009-08-12 21:27|| Front Page Top

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