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2009-09-05 Arabia

Butt boomer was sitting on a pound of explosives

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Posted by Fred 2009-09-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11 views ] Top
File under: al-Qaeda in Arabia

#1 Shoes were bad enough, but airport screeners now
have something new to search.

Posted by Chuck 2009-09-05 08:38|| 2009-09-05 08:38|| Front Page Top

#2 Rectum? Well it didn't do him any good.

Posted by Mullah Lodabullah 2009-09-05 09:36|| 2009-09-05 09:36|| Front Page Top

#3 Might have been better had they given him the plunger and told him to go and hug the prince. Instead, some guy got his rocks off by calling the phone to detonate it.

Posted by gromky 2009-09-05 09:58|| 2009-09-05 09:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Abdullah Asiri had shoved inserted around half a kilogram of explosives into his own body

The train-up must have been intense. Possibly like teaching a Lab to swim?

Posted by Besoeker 2009-09-05 10:08|| 2009-09-05 10:08|| Front Page Top

#5 Wouldn't it have been hilarious if that phone call was made by a mass marketing org. on a random basis?

"Hey, Mo, wanna buy some Viag....(boom)"

Posted by AlanC">AlanC 2009-09-05 10:43|| 2009-09-05 10:43|| Front Page Top

#6 Asiri was one anal retentive fellow.

*ducks thrown shoe*

Posted by Alaska Paul 2009-09-05 11:08|| 2009-09-05 11:08|| Front Page Top

#7 Alaska Paul,
This is known as going out with a bang.

Posted by Frozen Al 2009-09-05 11:14|| 2009-09-05 11:14|| Front Page Top

#8 This could also be called "$hitty" experience.

Posted by WolfDog 2009-09-05 11:46|| 2009-09-05 11:46|| Front Page Top

#9 Surgeon General's Warning: Packing a load like that can lead to explosive diarrhea.

Posted by ed 2009-09-05 14:00|| 2009-09-05 14:00|| Front Page Top

#10 Gives an entirely new meaning to 'Explosive Diarrhea'.

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-09-05 14:19|| 2009-09-05 14:19|| Front Page Top

#11 Go to your rooms, all of you.

Posted by lotp 2009-09-05 17:31|| 2009-09-05 17:31|| Front Page Top

#12 That's a very Dignified martyrdom.
Do as you wish, do whatever you might want to do, but you'll never be as cool as that asiri guy, whispering "I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds", bent over, his pants around the ankles, while an accomplice fills up his butt with suppositories-shaped high explosives lubed with vaseline.
Stuff of legend.

Posted by anonymous5089 2009-09-05 18:16|| 2009-09-05 18:16|| Front Page Top

#13 Just a matter of time before somebody brings down an airliner this way.
Can't wait for the new security procedures.

Posted by Glique the Prolific6850 2009-09-05 18:23|| 2009-09-05 18:23|| Front Page Top

#14 The bombs used to blow up two Russian airliners by Chechen Black Widows were suspected to have been smuggled that way.

Posted by ed 2009-09-05 23:18|| 2009-09-05 23:18|| Front Page Top

#15 SHE BOMBER Jan 2004
A BA flight to Washington was cancelled at the last minute yesterday after an intelligence tip-off that a woman suicide bomber planned to blow up the plane over the US capital.

It was the third day running that a major security scare had hit the afternoon Flight 223 service from Heathrow to Washington.

US security services told Scotland Yard the woman - almost certainly linked to al-Qaeda - intended to hide eight to 12 ounces of plastic explosive in her vagina. She would then go to the toilet during the Boeing 747 flight, remove the material and detonate a blast that would down the aircraft.

A senior Yard source told the Daily Mirror: "Smuggling a bomb on to a plane by this method is one of our worst nightmares.

Posted by ed 2009-09-05 23:23|| 2009-09-05 23:23|| Front Page Top

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