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2009-11-30 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Fred 2009-11-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 I wouldn't call that a Good Samaritan, I would call that a man who saw a vulnerable woman and made a bad situation worse.

Posted by gromky 2009-11-30 01:22|| ]">[ ] 2009-11-30 01:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Sounds like the old joke about a cowboy riding past a ranch house when he sees that something is amiss. He hears a woman inside, yelling for help, so goes inside to see her husband dead, and the woman, naked and tied to the bed.

"Oh, thank heavens!", says the woman to the cowboy. "Two men broke in here, shot my husband, tied me to the bed and raped me, then rode off! You can still track them down and shoot them, and avenge my honor!"

The cowboy pondered this for a few seconds, then started to pull down his pants, saying, "Golly, ma'am, looks like you're just having a bad day all around!"

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-11-30 09:25|| 2009-11-30 09:25|| Front Page Top

#3 I imagine you don't often tell that one at dinner parties, Anonymoose dear. The things I learn here at Rantburg!

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2009-11-30 22:28|| 2009-11-30 22:28|| Front Page Top

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