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2010-02-04 Arabia

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Posted by tipper 2010-02-04 05:45|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
[the Centurion laughs]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Brian: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Brian: Aaah! Eh.
Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away!
Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only...
Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
[takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically]
Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
[another guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[more chuckling]
Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...
[chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[both guards chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks
Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this?
Pontius Pilate: [laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!

Posted by gromky 2010-02-04 06:54|| 2010-02-04 06:54|| Front Page Top

#2 Zib envy.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2010-02-04 07:39|| 2010-02-04 07:39|| Front Page Top

#3 What's the Arabic for "swinging"?

Posted by Grunter 2010-02-04 07:47|| 2010-02-04 07:47|| Front Page Top

#4 This long-ranging high level diplomat has worked with some of the largest members of world governments

Err, I thought salem-news was a family site. :-)

Posted by JFM 2010-02-04 07:53|| 2010-02-04 07:53|| Front Page Top

#5 Saudis "put their foot down" on 'Biggest Dick'.

Ouch.

Posted by eLarson 2010-02-04 08:05|| 2010-02-04 08:05|| Front Page Top

#6 And I thought they had refused to let Sen. Durbin visit...

Posted by Spot 2010-02-04 08:18|| 2010-02-04 08:18|| Front Page Top

#7 Here you go gromky. Oh, the wonder of the internet.

Posted by Procopius2k 2010-02-04 08:20|| 2010-02-04 08:20|| Front Page Top

#8 Gromky,

I haven't had a laugh like that in year! Hilarious.

Posted by LeighG 2010-02-04 11:52|| 2010-02-04 11:52|| Front Page Top

#9 I thought it was about Biden's visit... but then I read the headline again and realized it was PrDick

Posted by CrazyFool 2010-02-04 12:34|| 2010-02-04 12:34|| Front Page Top

#10 Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know.

That scene never fails to crack me up. Especially when he gets right up in that guard's face and you can see them both cracking.

Posted by OldSpook 2010-02-04 22:37|| 2010-02-04 22:37|| Front Page Top

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Posted by OldSpook 2010-02-04 22:40|| 2010-02-04 22:40|| Front Page Top

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