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2010-03-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-

James Brown's body is 'missing from its crypt'

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Posted by Fred 2010-03-12 10:53|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 I just can't stand myself.

Posted by James Brown 2010-03-12 12:41|| 2010-03-12 12:41|| Front Page Top

#2 Somehow I doubt he was Raised.

Posted by Glenmore 2010-03-12 13:20|| 2010-03-12 13:20|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm thinking "Funky Zombie".

"MUHABNEOTSSSHHHH!"

"What'd he just say?"

"I think he said 'Trains', or something like that. I don't know. He mumbles."

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-03-12 13:39|| 2010-03-12 13:39|| Front Page Top

#4 Still the hardest working man in show bizness. He can't stay still

Posted by Frank G 2010-03-12 14:41|| 2010-03-12 14:41|| Front Page Top

#5 Come here sister...Papa's outta the crypt
He's only mostly dead...and now he's takin' a trip
He sure is brave--
Papa's got a brand new grave

Posted by Mike 2010-03-12 15:01|| 2010-03-12 15:01|| Front Page Top

#6
Get up!
Get on up
Get up-a!
Get on up
Maceo! Take me to da bridge!

Posted by Parabellum 2010-03-12 15:44|| http://sidemeat.wordpress.com/ 2010-03-12 15:44|| Front Page Top

#7 Just couldn't stop dancing.

Posted by JohnQC 2010-03-12 16:46|| 2010-03-12 16:46|| Front Page Top

#8 "John Brown's body is a'moldin' in the grave" > AAAWWWWW, I wanted to say it.

On a serious note, sounds like someone or some persons want 15 minutes of fame by temporarily stealing a CELEBRITY CORPSE???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-03-12 18:43|| 2010-03-12 18:43|| Front Page Top

Posted by tu3031 2010-03-12 18:44|| 2010-03-12 18:44|| Front Page Top

#10 Even now, I betcha he feels good!!

Posted by GORT 2010-03-12 20:19|| 2010-03-12 20:19|| Front Page Top

#11 Even now, I betcha he feels good!!

although, he probably does not smell too good.

Posted by Beldar Threreling9726 2010-03-12 22:16|| 2010-03-12 22:16|| Front Page Top

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