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2010-03-17 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man tries to assault female police officer

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Posted by Anonymoose 2010-03-17 09:37|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Dodging a penis is probably not on the job description.

Posted by OldSpook 2010-03-17 13:22|| 2010-03-17 13:22|| Front Page Top

#2 ...with his penis, trying to bash her over her head with it. A bit hard to picture...

"On yer neez, copper byatch!" (drunk Lithuanian accent)

Or her nick is "Petitte". So is his.

I dunno, too lurid for me.

Posted by twobyfour 2010-03-17 13:28|| 2010-03-17 13:28|| Front Page Top

#3 Watch out for drunk engineers!

Posted by gorb 2010-03-17 14:13|| 2010-03-17 14:13|| Front Page Top

#4
I guess for this guy was know the answer to the age old question:

"Can you drive in a 9-inch nail with your di*k?"

(Old Joke reference....)

Posted by CrazyFool 2010-03-17 14:54|| 2010-03-17 14:54|| Front Page Top

#5 I guess for this guy we know....

(Sometimes even spellchecker doesn't even help)

Posted by CrazyFool 2010-03-17 15:02|| 2010-03-17 15:02|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm surprised he wasn't charged with assault with a limp weapon.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2010-03-17 15:33|| 2010-03-17 15:33|| Front Page Top

#7 most cops i have had contact are dicks anyway so what's the problem?

Posted by chris 2010-03-17 16:48|| 2010-03-17 16:48|| Front Page Top

#8 Assault with a dead weapon?

Posted by Deacon Blues 2010-03-17 18:53|| 2010-03-17 18:53|| Front Page Top

#9 "so I disarmed the suspect"

Posted by Frank G 2010-03-17 19:02|| 2010-03-17 19:02|| Front Page Top

#10 Does your hair hang low?, does it wobble to and fro?,
Can you tie it in a knot?, can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over your shoulder,
like a Continental soldier
Does your hair...hang...low?

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-03-17 19:02|| 2010-03-17 19:02|| Front Page Top

#11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw

Posted by twobyfour 2010-03-17 19:58|| 2010-03-17 19:58|| Front Page Top

#12 It appears that the crime is categorized, not as a felony, but because she was able to side step, a missed-de-weiner.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2010-03-17 21:37|| 2010-03-17 21:37|| Front Page Top

#13 LOL - that's bad USN. Love it.

Posted by CrazyFool 2010-03-17 23:05|| 2010-03-17 23:05|| Front Page Top

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