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2010-05-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Approaching space object 'artificial, not asteroid' says NASA

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Posted by Fred 2010-05-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Nazi UFO's returning to their secret base in Antarctica. Sieg Heil, baby!

Posted by borgboy 2010-05-29 00:22|| 2010-05-29 00:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Rendevous with Rama

Posted by swksvolFF 2010-05-29 00:36|| 2010-05-29 00:36|| Front Page Top

#3 "Almost to the distance of the Moon's orbit" >
D *** NG IT, DATS COMET APOPHIS' JOB!

2029/30-2036.

As illustrated by OBAMA-VS-BP as per the GULF- OIL-SPILL-DAT-SHOULD-HAVE-BEEN-LONG-CAPPED-BY-NOW, KAMALEN + APOPHIS are two space rocks whose capacity/potential for danger to desired OWG-NWO is way beyond their SMALL SIZE per se.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-05-29 01:29|| 2010-05-29 01:29|| Front Page Top

#4 yellow rose of texas

Posted by muck4doo 2010-05-29 01:36|| 2010-05-29 01:36|| Front Page Top

#5 ION TOPIX > SOLAR SCIENTISTS AGREE THAT THE SUN'S RECENT BEHAVIOR ISODD, BUT THE EXPLANATION [true cause]REMAINS ELUSIVE.

* SAME > WHY NASA KEEPS A CLOSE EYE ON THE SUN'S IRRADIANCE.

IMO 'twas the original SIRIUS EVENT, and the EARTH/GUAM-VISIBLE MASSIVE SOLAR FLARES since,
1960's-early 1970's MADONNA MTV Videos notwithstanding.

JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP > "CHERRY BOMB".

The above being said, SPACEWEATHER.com > seems the RECENT + LATEST/NEWEST SOLAR FILAMENTS + MAGNETIC STORMS was another opportunity for GUAM TAOTAMONAS to walk the streets of Agana.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-05-29 02:05|| 2010-05-29 02:05|| Front Page Top

#6 teapot. tell it to the mayans joe.

Posted by muck4doo 2010-05-29 02:55|| 2010-05-29 02:55|| Front Page Top

#7 can you really understand that jibberish muck4doo?

Posted by chris 2010-05-29 08:58|| 2010-05-29 08:58|| Front Page Top

#8 IF it's a spent upper stage it'll be like a big aluminum can. And if someone's up there they can probably return it for the deposit.

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2010-05-29 10:56|| 2010-05-29 10:56|| Front Page Top

#9 can you really understand that jibberish muck4doo?

And there you have it. Muck4Doo is a trained translationist.

Posted by Shipman 2010-05-29 11:02|| 2010-05-29 11:02|| Front Page Top

#10 I'M glad someone can understand joe, i have been trying for years now and still don't know what he's saying 99% of the time the other 1% I'm drunk and it tends too make sense the.

Posted by chris 2010-05-29 11:07|| 2010-05-29 11:07|| Front Page Top

#11 Chris, listen to JOE with your tendrils and your heart.

Posted by Shipman 2010-05-29 11:16|| 2010-05-29 11:16|| Front Page Top

#12 Are tendrils like tonsils? Mine got removed by a greedy doctor back in the day, according to the Precedent.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2010-05-29 11:57|| 2010-05-29 11:57|| Front Page Top

#13 Now we are quoting Avatar instead of Shakespear?

Actually, ETA's are like terrorists, no one in Government will admit they are the real deal until one of them lands/blows up in their front yard.

Posted by James Carville/Karl Rove 2010-05-29 12:22|| 2010-05-29 12:22|| Front Page Top

#14 What does

JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP > "CHERRY BOMB"

mean?

Posted by Bugs Spealing3182 2010-05-29 12:57|| 2010-05-29 12:57|| Front Page Top

#15 what is a tendril? like I said i have read Joes post for years I just can't put alot of it together and honestly some of it is over my head. Not tryin too be mean or anything like that

Posted by chris 2010-05-29 13:41|| 2010-05-29 13:41|| Front Page Top

#16 A schooner is a sailboat

Posted by bman 2010-05-29 14:23|| 2010-05-29 14:23|| Front Page Top

#17 A Schooner is also a Gravy Bowl.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2010-05-29 14:32|| 2010-05-29 14:32|| Front Page Top

#18 Let me break down #5 for those who are interested. JosephM's prose is very dense, with a lot of references that aren't obvious to those without the various keys.

ION TOPIX > SOLAR SCIENTISTS AGREE THAT THE SUN'S RECENT BEHAVIOR ISODD, BUT THE EXPLANATION [true cause]REMAINS ELUSIVE.

In Other News (ie not necessarily related to the topic of the thread -- Joe dumps his finds wherever he happens to be, trusting his Rantburg readers to mentally put it into the right category) from the Topix website, followed by Joe's summary of the article. Joe uses > the way we would use colons (:). Note that is odd was accidentally elided into a single word.

* SAME > WHY NASA KEEPS A CLOSE EYE ON THE SUN'S IRRADIANCE.

From the same article, another bit of info.

IMO 'twas the original SIRIUS EVENT, and the EARTH/GUAM-VISIBLE MASSIVE SOLAR FLARES since,1960's-early 1970's MADONNA MTV Videos notwithstanding.

In My Opinion ... (I think the Sirius event has to do with the Dog Star, not the radio station or Harry Potter's godfather. Dear anonymous5089, who has visited some of the stranger conspiracy sites, suggests that Joe gets some of his more impenetrable ideas from those, so that may be what the Sirius events refers to, or it may be something astronomical that I can't find with a simple google search.) Joe thinks the Sirius events may be the unknown cause of solar flares, which are visible on Guam where he lives. Madonna/MTV has nothing to do with anything, as far as I can tell, but I'm not up on American pop culture, especially of the Baby Boom period, so those references are over my head. Joe keenly enjoys American pop culture, and throws in musical, movie and television references as they seem to him to illustrate the subject he is discussing.

JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP > "CHERRY BOMB".

I've no idea what this means -- is that a song, an album, a tour? In Joe's mind it somehow connects to either solar flares or Madonna or MTV.

The above being said, SPACEWEATHER.com > seems the RECENT + LATEST/NEWEST SOLAR FILAMENTS + MAGNETIC STORMS was another opportunity for GUAM TAOTAMONAS to walk the streets of Agana.

Spaceweather.com is another website. + means and. The Taotamonas are Guamian ancestral spirits/ghosts. Agana is the old name for the capitol of Guam. Joe may be theorizing that the ghosts are as much an artifact of the solar magnetic storms as the flares he sees in the sky over Guam.

Posted by trailing wife 2010-05-29 14:54|| 2010-05-29 14:54|| Front Page Top

#19 Thank you for the research, TW. It appears Joe should be giving briefings at the UN...

Posted by Muggsy Glink 2010-05-29 15:02|| 2010-05-29 15:02|| Front Page Top

#20 Joe M is an oracle---he is OUR oracle---he cranks this stuff out. Some of it is kernel, and some is chaff---it is up to us to sort it out if we have the time or the interest.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2010-05-29 16:03|| 2010-05-29 16:03|| Front Page Top

#21 John Mellencamp's Cherry Bomb

I think it's a reference to OS and GT.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2010-05-29 16:14|| 2010-05-29 16:14|| Front Page Top

#22 Just ignore his verbal vomit. EVEN IF he said ANYTHING INTERESTING, the MIXED case use of ALL CAPS would be ENOUGH to make me NEVER READ ANYTHING HE POSTS.

He does it deliberately, too, I've seen him talk normally once or twice. He's a regular from fark.com, one of those internet communities where they make jokes about people who die in car accidents and such.

Posted by gromky 2010-05-29 17:41|| 2010-05-29 17:41|| Front Page Top

#23 Brilliant work Gromky, the sage of the Middle Kingdom enlightens us barbarians.

Now please, GTFO.

Posted by Shipman 2010-05-29 18:30|| 2010-05-29 18:30|| Front Page Top

#24 No, Joe isn't our Oracle.

He's our Prophet!

After all, the writings or sayings of a prophet have to sound like the ravings of an insane lunatic - however hidden in the depths if the gibberish are a few choice gems. That is how one 'disguises the message' so that only his (or her) chosen few will understand.

Actually if you ponder his writings (typing) you can usually work out what he's saying - however it does take some work.

Posted by CrazyFool 2010-05-29 18:35|| 2010-05-29 18:35|| Front Page Top

#25 To be honest, I only read JosephM's posts when I have the energy. When I don't, just looking at at it frustrates me, so I understand both attitudes toward him. Yes, he can write normally, but chooses to write in his personal shorthand. So do Shipman and muck4doo, sometimes, although we must admire how much better mucky has learnt to spell during his vacation.

Posted by trailing wife 2010-05-29 19:23|| 2010-05-29 19:23|| Front Page Top

#26 Wasn't Sirius also the name of Hannibal's (personal/remaining through the marshes) elephant?

Posted by swksvolFF 2010-05-29 20:43|| 2010-05-29 20:43|| Front Page Top

#27 Mucky! You're back!

Howz it going?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2010-05-29 21:41|| 2010-05-29 21:41|| Front Page Top

#28 munchkins. good ta se ya Barabra. :)

Posted by muck4doo 2010-05-29 23:52|| 2010-05-29 23:52|| Front Page Top

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