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2012-01-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Russell Brand, Katy Perry to divorce after 14 months

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Posted by Fred 2012-01-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Katy Perry looks like a slightly dumber version of my soul mate Zooey Deschanel, who's making my life very hard by staying in Hollywood and staying married to someone else.

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2012-01-04 00:17|| 2012-01-04 00:17|| Front Page Top

#2 Zooey, eh? Hmmm, if only I was doing Bloids these days...

Posted by Steve White 2012-01-04 00:24|| 2012-01-04 00:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Here's a pic I found of Katy's "melons" , for those that are interested.

BTW: What does "Irreconcilable Differences" mean? Was Brand already having problems reconciling the difference between Katy and some other girl who sat in his lap?

Posted by gorb 2012-01-04 04:38|| 2012-01-04 04:38|| Front Page Top

#4 Katy who?

Posted by Twobyfour 2012-01-04 05:14|| 2012-01-04 05:14|| Front Page Top

#5 Giveashit, Just one.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2012-01-04 06:25|| 2012-01-04 06:25|| Front Page Top

#6 Apologies in advance but this link ruined Katy for me so beware before looking.

Link

Medium talent, songs with lots of sexual innuendo aimed at teens, and of course large knockers well displayed. She's a marketing departments dream.

Posted by rjschwarz 2012-01-04 08:28|| 2012-01-04 08:28|| Front Page Top

#7 Ho hum. Who are they?

Posted by JohnQC 2012-01-04 10:54|| 2012-01-04 10:54|| Front Page Top

#8 She's one of the decorated bags hollywood fills with shit and tries to sell you, best known for a song which had pre-teens mumbling lyrics about fallacio.

No idea who the guy is, but I wouldn't put him in charge of anything important.

Posted by swksvolFF 2012-01-04 11:12|| 2012-01-04 11:12|| Front Page Top

#9 Interesting that they seem to care about it in the Emirates.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2012-01-04 11:22|| 2012-01-04 11:22|| Front Page Top

#10 I've seen pictures of him, he looks like he's possessed by djinns.

Posted by Grunter 2012-01-04 12:36|| 2012-01-04 12:36|| Front Page Top

#11 Guy is creepy and just plain weird. With a beard.

Posted by mojo 2012-01-04 13:31|| 2012-01-04 13:31|| Front Page Top

#12 No idea who the guy is, but I wouldn't put him in charge of anything important.

British-accented actor with dreadful hair. The kind who elicits the question, "Do you have any idea who he is, dear?" of one's spouse. Said spouse knew only that the gentleman in question is the former Mr. Katy Perry, about whom said spouse knows a great deal, having seen her interviewed in one of the late night shows.

Posted by trailing wife 2012-01-04 15:17|| 2012-01-04 15:17|| Front Page Top

#13 Brand was in the fairly-funny flick "Get Him To The Greek" but he's an anti-Semite left-wing wacko, so just enjoy the movie and ignore the actor. Drudge had a link indicating that he gets $30 mill off Perry in the divorce so there is evidence that he values $$$ over a successful, smokin' hot chick with big thingies. Go figure.

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2012-01-04 21:17|| 2012-01-04 21:17|| Front Page Top

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